superscott

if it came down to it would you rather be Matt Damon or Ben Affleck?

i'm reading this book:

Book


and you should too.

i have a very bad headache that wont go away. i think my brain is telling me reading is bad for my health.

drugs are working.

i am working on hitting on a girl who thinks i'm hitting on another girl who both girls have boyfriends.

in other news the only tv i made an effort to watch (ice road truckers) is over and i'm not pleased.
there is nothing better than watching pissed off Canadian truck drivers freeze their ass off.



my life is very boring lately...
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i'm on drugs officially.


i got diagnosed finally on monday with IBS.

i'm on tranquilizers and stomach-anti-nflammatory pills on top of my radical sleeping pills.

and i feel pretty good.

hopefully life will get back on track now after a really bad derailment.

easy there fuzzy little man peach.

i need everybody to use that phrase this week.

i have reached a new version of wits end.

Honestly:


Which do you think overtime you've thought about more.

Death or Sex?



i think the quick answer is sex obviously, but think about it.

::now with picture!::

i'm covered in sensors right now.

there are 8 in total and they run from my mid-chest area down to my lower waist right below my belt line.

these sensors have cables running to the psudeo weight belt i'm wearing which has pouches holding on one side a battery then the other side has a hard drive like box.

then after i...
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i put my horrible self on youtube.



laugh at me.

Oh My.

i found how my new obsession.








IM OLD GREG!

holy crap.

i was just in the living room playing with the dogs then all the sudden i turn around and there's a fucking giant taranchula.

shit was one of the biggest ones i've seen.


i had to fish it out of a corner with a broom then take it outside. then it wouldnt get off the fuckin broom and started coming up the pole....
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well.


i think cake is better than pie.