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new blog...... got a vasectomy on monday.. I currently have big balls.
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kay:
Not a bad club to be in either. smile
helly:
Hey subby! I need an update on how your balls are doing? tongue
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I really wish that it was time for my wife to give birth. i'm sure she is only telling me 20% of how actually miserable she is. also i wanna meet my son.
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kay:
Did it happen yet??
bepps:
This blog better be obsolete. biggrin
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I really wish i wasn't such a dumbass. I am going to ruin the one good thing in my life. I feel like my stomach is about to rip itself out.
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lavender_:
Hehehe me too.
mrbubblewarp:
LOL, love that pic biggrin
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why do i keep doing this?
kay:
*insert witty comment here*

Hope you are okay love. Truly.
bepps:
`Cause you love me. biggrin
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so.. i'm taking a shower today and my wife trying to be nice goes and finds me a towel without asking if i got one first. so she was saddened to find that i had already got one. apparently so sad that her butthole cried a bit and farted....in the bathroom.... where i was showering..... where she closed the door dying of laughter...
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gi_jo:
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! i'm laughing my ass off right now. my guy friends and i just talked about how girls don't fart or poo.
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I guess sometimes the truth hurts. While I wish doobs the best if he ever needs help finding a place to get help I will help him. But alas i have been removed from his friends list as well as Tooz.

i'm sure he has deleted what I wrote but if you are interested i'll post it here if you want.


-- subby
sharona1881:
sometimes its hard to say what needs to be said *hugs*
space_case:
honesty is ALWAYS the best policy even if it hurts...
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So i've been with the same company for years. actually i take that back. i worked for sprint for 5 years and then they sold a bunch of us off to ericsson for a manage services contract. i've been with ericsson over 2 years. i love my job and i cannot remember the last time (minus a full week of vacation) where i...
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tubaart:
That sucks balls, Subby. Hope it turns around quickly for you and Tooz. You guys are in my thoughts!!
sameelivid:
I hope that things work out and you are able to find work relatively quickly. I know how hard you work to provide for Tues and Ollie. I'm sorry that your birthday wasn't exactly the best thing in the world. :[

Keep your head up.
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Signs that you are married.

your wife will do the following in front of you.

Fart
Talk about poop, pee, period, cramps, toenails, dry skin, heat rash, boogers, numerous other gross things.
Stink up the bathroom
Give you a "cup of cheese" (farting into her hand and waving it in your face)


Signs that you are guy.

you would still have sex with her if...
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nexttuesday:
i think ima die from laughter
gaylordy:
i fucking love this blog!!!!!!! biggrin

so so so so soooo damn true!!!!!!
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So god damned aggrevated right now. Seriously people. you cannot try to blame me because you can't buy presents for your kids for christmas. I didn't fucking make you go out and blow all your money dumb shit. Thanks to your idiot viewpoint of my backstabbing ass I will not be bringing my baby to your house on monday. but since i'm...
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elizadoolittle:
frown

There' s that definate 'I'd die for this child' feelings coming out powerfully in those words. I hope the situation dissolvesand you're able to all move on. Family wars suck.
Hugs to you and Tooz and baby Ollieblush
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little known fact.

when i was in india for a month i actually fapped to pictures of my wife.

Sure i look at porn but she gets the job done quick.
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yuffie:
Dude, your blogs are so cute. Like so fucking cute. SO. CUTE.
salliss:
You do that. smile
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i wanna fuck my wife!!!! i just wanna go into the bedroom and start fucking her. but.... she'll kill me cuz she's sleeping.
bepps:
Well yea dude. You gotta wait `til she wakes up. As soon as she does, bring her something chocolate, bend her over, and let her munch down on that like only a pregnant chick can while you pound her from behind. Trust me, man. I got this shit all worked out. biggrin
nexttuesday:
beppo stop putting ideas in his head

subby stop swearing, its not romantic LOL
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i need to take this time out of my life to write an apology.

i'm sorry tooz. so freaking sorry that i didn't perform to standards last night. You finally want sex and i couldn't go the distance.

but most of all i'm sorry it took me longer to write this then it did for me to cum.

I love you...
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bepps:
Haha I remember one time when I went to fuck my high school girlfriend and didn't even make it inside. Just the warmth of her pussy radiating onto my dick made me cum. biggrin
bepps:
Hey at least you can jam this tune.



Although perhaps this one might be appropriate in the not-too-distant future. biggrin