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I always wondered if there was something there. Some trace of humanity. Some fragment of the person he must once have been buried deep in that shell of catch phrases, frosted tips, and sunglasses worn in back of the head bro style. Now I see the void within him. Watch him try in vain to fill the void where his soul was with food. Watch....and...
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These are my hops. There are many like them, but these are mine. They're on their third year. I don't need a lot, and this year I should get a fair turnout.

And then there's this bitch.

Fun fact: all hop rhizomes used for brewing are female. As they wind pollinate, a nearby male rhizome would turn all your hop flowers into seeds. The more
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soopknertzi:
@soraleia I've been so busy getting the rest of my garden started that I hadn't even thought about what I would do with the hops. Maybe I'll do a single malt and single hop (SMaSH) beer. Audrey Smash would be a pretty good name for a beer.
soraleia:
I had a good Galaxy Smash this past weekend over in Seattle so I support this message
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Found a couple of miles from my house while I was walking my dogs. It's always nice to have new neighbors.


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At least it's keeping the mosquitos away?

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Fun Halloween already. Autumn dressed up as winter. Halloween dressed up as Christmas. My car dressed up as a white car, and the roads dressed up as greased shit.


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Monday morning. Broken coffee maker. This is not an acceptable substitute for a nice cup of black coffee. Neither is gas station coffee with espresso powder in it. Today's gonna be like that? Bring it on.

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soopknertzi:
Now that I'm living out in the boonies, I figured I'd start being slightly more productive and start growing my own hops. I'm embarrassingly proud of how well they're doing. This one is even climbing the vine all by herself now. No more training.
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With the lottery at the insanely large number of $640 million dollars, it's been a good portion of the news coverage over the last couple of days. The other part of the news? Some jackass making himself feel smart by pointing out how shitty the odds of winning the lottery are.

"You're more likely to get struck by lightning and live than you are to...
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Dear Tim Burton,

Please stop making movies. Just stop.

This has been a long time coming. You've had a......I don't think I can say great, but certainly a good run. You've made some movies that will likely become classics. You're voice was an original one, with a style that the majority of people weren't familiar with. You even continued making movies after Planet of the...
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