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Diary of A Mad White Man:

It's November 2012. Which means, among a slurry of other things, time for another fun filled presidential election. And one of the few things that pisses me off more than people who suck at driving, people who order frappuccinos at Starbucks, and people in general, is the way the electoral process has veered an insane tangent from it's original...
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I want to go to Planned Parnethood with a girl who has a pseudo-pregnant belly (a la 10 Thing I Hate About You) and have her take it off inside, and go out front and walk by all the psuedo-christians with their 'What if Jesus was Aborted?' signs out front and see the looks on their faces.

Because let's face it, all Planned Parenthood does...
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So I haven't been on here in a long time, which is disappointing. I don't really know what to say. Life is good, moved into a new studio apartment with my girlfriend, which is nice. Got a cool job where I make money, I'm no longer in debt. I sold some music for money, which is awesome. So, yeah, that's about it. Maybe I'll have...
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So, Turkey Day was yesterday, even though Canada got theirs about a month ago. So that was alright.

Today, Dow is down and Dubai is crazy in debt. And it's Black Friday. Not like the Flogging Molly song Black Friday Rule, but Black Friday like the biggest shopping day ever. And I'm sitting at home on my computer. When I could be at my favorite...
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"What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino?"

"Fucked up breeding?"

"No, an elephino, but I guess you're answer is technically correct too...."

Speaking of things that be fucked up, I recently got my tongue pierced, so I can't drink the six pac- I mean five pack of Guiness I recently bought. Got one beer into it, and decided to get my tongue...
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This is my guitar.

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My guitar is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my guitar is useless, with my guitar, I am useless.

I must play my guitar true. I must play straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me....
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I'm confused....

I posted something in the Scorpio group thingy, but in "My Recent Posts" it says "damn, you're a sexy bitch." twice. I don't get how the internet got that out of "I got a free CD." Oh well.... Life goes on.

So... I bought a trombone a few days ago for an insanely high price of thirty bucks and a jacket at a thrift store. But then my friend who I bought it from bought me lunch with my money, so it was all good. I mean the monetary transaction, the food was a little bit lacking.

Anyway, I decided that it'd be great to ska...
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So... I went to a seven eleven, and big friggin' surprise, everyone there was completely wasted, high or all three. Anyway, I go in there and go to get a slurpee, but there's this insanely drugged out couple giggling in front of the machine thing saying that "ohmygod! blue is such an amazing color! we have to get it like now!" while trying not to...
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