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Honestly, this redesign blows. So I'm gone for now. Maybe I'll be back one day, maybe not. Though I don't like the new site I have nothing but fond memories of this place and good things to say. Fisting, photoshoops, Hopezilla's, and Shit Food reviews. So many friends made and good times had on the boards that kinda don't exist...
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oracle:

:( you’ll be missed, I understand and it was a pleasure hangin’ with you in this crazy little website.

mingol:

Sorry to see you go, though I can't blame you.  Take it easy.

Saturday Aug 17, 2013

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I have a tendency to tease people I like in ways that are lolriffic, but sometimes until people figure that out they think it's snark directed at them. That makes me sad, because I only put out the effort into being social at all with people I care about. And I'm a dick so it takes some talent to get into that spot.
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notoriouscat:

I understand completely. After having a great time hanging out with a friend today when he was leaving he said "I had a great time, even though you are sometimes mean to me." I just stared at him for a while because I don't even see adult, good-natured teasing as mean.

adelina:

You're only mean to the ones you love.

I totes get it. Why waste your time on ppl that dont matter.

Thursday Aug 01, 2013

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My resolution for my 34th year is to stop distancing those that want to be close. Instead I'll try to bring them closer, even if the thought of it is difficult due to past experiences. The past is the past and the future is the future.
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mukki:

yup - that was then and this is now

pete:

I'm guilty of that too. Hope it works out for you. Maybe I'll try to fix it in my 31st year.

Wednesday Jul 31, 2013

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Thanks for the bday well wishes from you folks who gave it!

Saturday May 11, 2013

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I'm back from the gym. I started back after about a year and a half hiatus in which I gained back a good 40 pounds of the 140 I lost. I quit out of depression and icky feelings about myself due to the treatment of another. I'm over that though. It took awhile, yes, but one doesn't stitch together a broken heart...
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silversurfer:

Happy birthday!

dizzy:

Happy birthday dude.

Sunday Apr 14, 2013

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So I totally entered a meme contest that one of those wacky radio afternoon shows put on. And of course I won. Because I'm hilarious. That being said my prize is four tickets to go see Heart with the Jason Bonham Led Zeppelin Experience. Whatever that is. Not sure exactly how good the tickets are yet but I imagine they'll be pretty swanky...
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ixxie_sparkle:

OH CHRISTFUCK I'M IN LOOOOOOVE lovelovelovelovelove

it's like trying to make oatmeal cry? i lost it

laceyk:

That was my initial plan! But I had chores frown
So I had to go with plan b

Monday Apr 08, 2013

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I'm tired of the branding of our existence. Coca-Cola brings you this, Bristol Myers Squibb brings you that. It's just everywhere and in all things. I find such things so tiring I want to scream. Or walk out on the present.
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silversurfer:

I too am very tired of the branding of our existence. But I'm trying not to let it get to me. It's a trend that's been building for some time, and I don't see it diminishing any time soon.

I knew things had gotten out of hand when I read that there were some TV commercials that had product placements in them. I can't remember the examples I read about, but I guess it's a real thing.

Sometimes I console myself by thinking of branding that's gone wrong, like Enron Field, the former name of the baseball stadium where the Houston Astros play.

issue_:

at a glance i was worried... i was like...watch who beat off?! tongue but yeah, maybe when i'm ''good''

Sunday Mar 10, 2013

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laceyk:

Yes please.

mistersatan:

Thank god for Netflix!

Sunday Mar 03, 2013

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Ignorance is such great fodder for comedic spite.
1sailor:

Yes it is.
But then sometimes it makes people more entertaining.

Wednesday Jan 30, 2013

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I learned how to be funny because it creates obvious physical emotions and reactions. I seem to have difficulty interpreting the other ones. Just kinda figured that out.
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helly:

I have the same problem.

helly:

You are right, and that is what I am gonna do. smile

Sunday Jan 06, 2013

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2012 is gone. Dead. Expired. And never to return. That's ok, it's how time flows, forever in constant.

It was a tough year. Lots of financial scrambling and plugging of holes to keep the dam in check. Adult decisions were made, mostly in the form of less recreation and more penny pinching. No trip to LA trip, much to my chagrin. I need...
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hor:


I think that is when people get into trouble, when they stop assessing the situation. There are times for breaks. No doubt. But consideration is a great focal point.

toothpickmoe:

Just don't divide by zero.

Saturday Dec 15, 2012

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I receivedthe gift certificate during the week; it was for a mere twenty five dollars, but in this year of my life it represented a fortune. It was money I didn't have to budget towards anything. I could literally spend it on anything within the large palace of commerce. I wandered aimlessly to and fro, procuring a few items included in my budget out...
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toothpickmoe:

Is that what those were? Poopydave's got some competition.

mistersatan:

I don't think there's any way I could blame MY farts on a kid, even my own. Remember the backyard incident?