More of my random thoughts:
I wanna make breast cancer awareness shirts for women with a pic of a pearl necklace that say, "Find a cure, because I'm not gonna swallow"
This year on 4/20 I'm having a birthday party for Hitler. Party hats, German chocolate cake and novelty moustaches for all who attend.
At a flea market, I walked past a place where I...
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A few random thoughts: 
1 - Near my house is a place called "BJ's WHOLESALE". It's one of those places where you buy things in bulk. Is it just me, or should a place with the words BJ, wHOLE, and sale in the name sell prostitutes? Is it just too hard to market hookers sold by the "gross"?
2 - Can somebody explain how Magic...
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1 - Near my house is a place called "BJ's WHOLESALE". It's one of those places where you buy things in bulk. Is it just me, or should a place with the words BJ, wHOLE, and sale in the name sell prostitutes? Is it just too hard to market hookers sold by the "gross"?
2 - Can somebody explain how Magic...
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kraven:
NOoooooooooo you are the awsomestestestestest...... Thanks for the love on the new set!! HAPPY HUMP DAY!
nekta:
She call's her vag "the candy shop?"
For me, that sound's a bid odd.
For me, that sound's a bid odd.
Busy, busy, busy!!! 
Sweet baby Jesus! I can't remember what it's like to have free time. My day job is obviously reseccion proof, because we are buried in work. (which is a good thing) On top of that, I'm recording a new album, writing a book, remodeling my new house, and now I have to make 16 station ID's and promos a month for 200...
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Sweet baby Jesus! I can't remember what it's like to have free time. My day job is obviously reseccion proof, because we are buried in work. (which is a good thing) On top of that, I'm recording a new album, writing a book, remodeling my new house, and now I have to make 16 station ID's and promos a month for 200...
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SLACKER!!! 
I'm a giant bag of suck when it comes to this here blog thingy-ma-bob. Truth be told, I've been busy as hell and can't seem to get a second to do much of anything any more.
We've been writing and recording a new album, and that's eating up most of my spare time. For those of you who don't know, a friend and I...
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I'm a giant bag of suck when it comes to this here blog thingy-ma-bob. Truth be told, I've been busy as hell and can't seem to get a second to do much of anything any more.
We've been writing and recording a new album, and that's eating up most of my spare time. For those of you who don't know, a friend and I...
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ontothenext:
sounds like fun
ohelde:
Thank you for commenting on my set! My daughter thinks im a fairy lol. loong story. but close to a pixie right?
Random Thoughts From The Past: 
A new year is upon us. Well, sort of. It's not quite here yet, so I guess there's is still time for something to wipe out all of man(and woman) kind, and prevent our calanders from switching to 2009, but I digress.
I am doing a show on New Year's Eve this year, and I wanted to do something EXTRA...
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A new year is upon us. Well, sort of. It's not quite here yet, so I guess there's is still time for something to wipe out all of man(and woman) kind, and prevent our calanders from switching to 2009, but I digress.
I am doing a show on New Year's Eve this year, and I wanted to do something EXTRA...
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atenea:
jajaja!! I haven't fan club...yet
thanks for comment in my Soft Porn set!!! I'm glad you like it!!! ;P
thanks for comment in my Soft Porn set!!! I'm glad you like it!!! ;P
kraven:
Your in lust with me?? Hahaha sweet!!!!! 
Thank you so much for the love and support you left on my new set Styx in MR. I appriciate it greatly! Have a great rest of the weekend! XOXOXOX
Thank you so much for the love and support you left on my new set Styx in MR. I appriciate it greatly! Have a great rest of the weekend! XOXOXOX
Oomph! 
Busy, busy, busy - but in a good way. It's been fun, but damn... I'm pooped!
First, we spent a week in New Orleans. We did 2 shows there, and had a blast! I love that city!!! While we were there we hung out with some old friends, and made some new ones, including Wit. She's an SG from NOLA, and as hard as...
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Busy, busy, busy - but in a good way. It's been fun, but damn... I'm pooped!
First, we spent a week in New Orleans. We did 2 shows there, and had a blast! I love that city!!! While we were there we hung out with some old friends, and made some new ones, including Wit. She's an SG from NOLA, and as hard as...
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kraven:
I havent talked to you in a while where have you been?? I miss ya!! hahahh i wanted to hear some more ilarious jokes!!!! talk soon.. Have a great Sunday
mattilda:
hellooooooooooooooo baby 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how are you????
au!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how are you????
au!
Our shows in LA
LA was frigging AWESOME!!! In fact, I'm renaming the city "Los Awesomes". True story.
We had a blast! While we were in town we stayed with Joey Buttafuco's son, Pauly. Dude is out of his mind and HILARIOUS!!! Seriously. He rules. Also, the whole time we were out there we were partying with Riggs from Hatebreed and Madball, and DJ SPAE...
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LA was frigging AWESOME!!! In fact, I'm renaming the city "Los Awesomes". True story.
We had a blast! While we were in town we stayed with Joey Buttafuco's son, Pauly. Dude is out of his mind and HILARIOUS!!! Seriously. He rules. Also, the whole time we were out there we were partying with Riggs from Hatebreed and Madball, and DJ SPAE...
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L - frigging - A
I can't effing wait! One week from today I'll be in L.A. for the first time. I lived in northern California for a couple years, but never made down to L.A.
Even better, I'm getting paid to go!!! That's right, my comedy/rock show will be out ther doing a few gigs. All who live in the area and enjoy a...
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I can't effing wait! One week from today I'll be in L.A. for the first time. I lived in northern California for a couple years, but never made down to L.A.
Even better, I'm getting paid to go!!! That's right, my comedy/rock show will be out ther doing a few gigs. All who live in the area and enjoy a...
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super_duper_lamo:
how's everything with you? haven't spoken in awhiiiiiile
super_duper_lamo:
oct 24/25?? that's VooDoo Fest weekend so i will be off work and livin it up, will definitly hang out!!!!!!!!!
yea the trip up north is looking like umm dec/jan maybe...we shall see....
about to head on hurrication till wednesday due to Gustav =)
hope all is well
yea the trip up north is looking like umm dec/jan maybe...we shall see....
about to head on hurrication till wednesday due to Gustav =)
hope all is well
I'm giving away my songs!
A lot of people have been asking about the comedy shows I do and the filthy parody songs we do. I figured I'd post something that will let everyone download our songs for FREE!!!
No dice.
This site wouldn't let me do it.
I guess that means we go with Plan B.
I'll post the url and you can go...
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A lot of people have been asking about the comedy shows I do and the filthy parody songs we do. I figured I'd post something that will let everyone download our songs for FREE!!!
No dice.
This site wouldn't let me do it.
I guess that means we go with Plan B.
I'll post the url and you can go...
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bastet:
hI!!! n_n hOW are you??
Did you hear that? That was my heart breaking:
There are few things I enjoy/fear more than a good zombie flick. High or low budget, well written or super cheesey. I love zombie flicks.
For this reason, I sit here today feeling heart broken and empty inside. Last night I ran out to buy a copy of the latest George A. Romero (The KING of...
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There are few things I enjoy/fear more than a good zombie flick. High or low budget, well written or super cheesey. I love zombie flicks.
For this reason, I sit here today feeling heart broken and empty inside. Last night I ran out to buy a copy of the latest George A. Romero (The KING of...
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ontothenext:
damn... whats your fav?
I can't wait to see what Hell looks like: 
Because I'm a despicable human being, I usually look to the pain and suffering of others for my own personal amusment. However, occasionally I have a hard time finding it so I create it.
I've found that the lonely hearts club of the Craigs List personal ads is as good a place as any for this....
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Because I'm a despicable human being, I usually look to the pain and suffering of others for my own personal amusment. However, occasionally I have a hard time finding it so I create it.
I've found that the lonely hearts club of the Craigs List personal ads is as good a place as any for this....
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