skullgrid

ok, i didn't wanna get rid of the awesome aliens so quickly, so i will repost at the bottom of this... but i had to tell this story... and show everyone where my twisted humor comes from.

my grandma. she's 88. apparently sometime this past week, she fell out of her bed and smacked her face on a dresser on the way down.

i know...
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if there was any doubt as to my level of geekiness, how about the fact that i spent about two hours on christmas morning making these, which were actually a gift for my 6 year old:

(just to clarify: i didn't make these from scratch. they come as pre-assembled aliens that come apart, and you can re-build them mix-and-match style... THAT'S what i spent two...
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sometimes i wish texts from last night had a section for posting entire text conversations instead of just one-liners...

case in point, this series of wrong-number texts i received (and played along with) this evening (all spelling left intact):

mysterious texter in italics
me in bold

"heeeey you"
"whos this?"
"i said this is shanayneeyy! isnt this crystynaa??"
"Nope. But i can pretend if you...
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alright, so i picked up a comic this week and it has a whole FOUR PAGES of bats attacking people. "so what?" i'm sure you're thinking... well, the sound effect that was used for the, um, flapping.. er, beating... wait... well, the sound made by the bats' wings when they are flying... i thought some folks here, particularly chatters, might find it amusing. keep in...
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