sirloins

Ok, so I wasn't outright rejected to all the universities I applied to, my 3.4 GPA was only good enough to get waitlisted which, according to CSU Fullerton, happens to everyone with a 3.69 or less.

Thanks to the CA economy, state schools no longer enroll for spring which means that every fall, a year's worth of students inundate every campus in the state. Enrollment...
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So, today I interviewed for one of 15 slots to the UCLA School of Theatre, Film and Television. Over 600 transfer applicants and I was one of 30 being interviewed so my odds rose from 5 to 50 percent. Not too shabby.

This... could be a dream come true.

The most important interview of my life today! Wish me luck.

Hope everyone had a happy Zombie Jesus Day.

I was driving to meet the family when I realized... I've broken every single one of the ten commandments. :-/

Just got an email. I'm one of 30 finalists out of over 600 applicants to UCLA Film School.

Woops! Apologies to Sir John. You are still alive.

I gotta dual-source my info from now on.

RIP Sir Elton John.

I swear, I'm the fattest anorexic ever.

Ok, so... I left LA when I was 19, now I'm turning 32. My friends are all either married, gone, or are the same people they were in high school, which isn't cool.

I go to school to meet people, but so far only meet 18 and 19 year olds, which is cool, but I want to meet people who are drinking age.

It doesn't...
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Bye bye, Austin.

Hello, LA.

The story in my last blog was a fabrication, but only because in that office I hear sounds like someone clearing their throat and I have to tell myself not to turn around lest I melt like the Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Naturally, I started thinking of a "worst case scenario" and came up with that story.

In other...
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Why doesn't Maury ever have guests with Tourette's who blurt out compliments?

I guess it doesn't have that mass lowbrow appeal.