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There is nothing that makes me feel like more of a douchebag than watering my goddamn lawn. It's grass and weeds. But my landlord asks me to do it, and even though he won't let me have a dog - my rent is hella cheap and I don't wanna fuck that up.

C'est la vie.

I am currently getting *just enough* work done to not feel bad. Which, ironically, still makes me feel sort of bad. Current project: putting off digitizing an old map (hey old fucker who will not share his data: fuck you too) and putting off edits for an article I'd like to resubmit. The latter actually isn't totally accurate. I redid some data, and I have...
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Sometimes, I don't eat enough dinner. And I have this feeling where I'm not sure if I'm hungry or if I don't feel well.

Oh man: Tomorrow, we are taking the wife to her apartment just up the interstate. I get to drive a U-Haul truck.

Let's hope I don't take anything out....

My Macbook has died. Long live my (incoming) Macbook Pro. I'm really not happy about this. I'm trying to save not spend. This leaves me browsing porn and writing blogs on my phone. Ugh.

Guess what I didn't want to do today? If you answered "sit around and wait for a phone call that doesn't seem to be coming" - then you win! Congrats!

Yellowstone - it's totally obvious why this is a national treasure.

Dear SG,

Obligatory "I am not dead, just living life" post.

Dear Neighbor,

I like you, but you are being kind of a douche right now. I will acquiesce to your (albeit) polite request. But I'm starting a list in my head...

Dear Weather,

Thank you for finally being less ass.

Dear Reviewers of my Article,

Some of your comments suck, but thanks for the...
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For some reason, I am mildly obsessed with Omegle and Chat Routlette. Obviously, hanging out on them rarely goes anywhere - it's mostly teenagers looking to hurl racial slurs and middle fingers as well as cocks (literally) looking for chicks to masturbate with. I'm just sort of fascinated by the social nature of it. First, I really like the idea. It's a bit like...
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The end of the year is sucking the life out of me. I'm just ready to be doooooooooooone.

My wife has had two pairs of black panties go "missing" from her apartment building. She thinks it's just chance - she misses grabbing them out of the dryer etc. I think it's weird that they're both black, and she's never lost any other garments that she's aware of. My money is on a panty snatcher. But I'm paranoid/pervy like that.

Oh, the conference was...
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Life is kinda kooky and busy right now. Working on an article or two, teaching a lot, generally ready for my wife to get her ass out here.

Also: next week I'll be in San Francisco! Yea! Sushi, density and weird shit! I do have to present a paper at a conference ... but it's early Thursday, and then I'll be on my own until...
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