I can't find that all-important little blue card, anywhere! I've had it in the same exact place for months. And I never touched it. And of course, when I need it to complete a job application, it grows legs, and disappears. I REALLY don't want to have to get a new card. Knowing that it has to be in the house, somewhere...
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shema:
@libris Hey, don't I know you, from somewhere? Aren't you that really pretty lady that I used to talk to? Before SG became a glorified version of IG? Lol @hemi So, your hacking ability has advanced to the point where you can assimilate objects, in real time? That's terrifying. :P
hemi:
YES
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shema:
I have no idea what I'm looking for, to be quite honest. But, whoever she is, I ain't gonna find her on that site. LOL 
shema:
That's the thing about these dating sites. If you're 100% honest, you get nowhere. And the only way you can get noticed, is if you make up a bunch of generic answers, that everyone will agree with. 

I've missed every bill I've had for this month. And, it looks like I'll be missing my Verizon bill (again). Since the bill is due tomorrow. And I don't get paid again, until Friday. How does a guy with FOUR jobs, still end up with too much month, at the end of his money? What kind of evil sorcery is that...
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franie:
Time to cut off those ladies! They are sucking you dry! ;-)
shema:
@FRANIE Lol I wish that was the problem!

So, I'm pretty sure now that Capricorn is the most hated on sign, in the cosmos. I click on a link Cap hatred pt.132 showing the 12 signs, drawn as "terrifying" monsters. Fully expecting to see the GOAT remade as an awesome agent of order and conquest. But what do I find, instead? This

Wtf is that? A mutated shrimp, with boobs? I
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the_sea:
I think it is cutest pic from that post. Other pics are freaking disgusting. And btw i'm fan of Capricorns.
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It doesn't matter if you celebrate the holidays, or not. You WILL have a merry freaking Christmas. AND a happy new year. I have spoken!