Scrambled Eggs

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Enforced absences.

My laptop died but I have now replaced it and rescued the hard drive out of the old one.

Presently I am recuperating from minor surgery but am on the mend.

I have had a vasectomy so that my wife will no longer have to mess up her hormones with contraceptives. I spoke to a couple of guys I know who have had...
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Wednesday

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The small things that restore your faith in humanity...

It is easy to become cynical and disillusioned with life and humanity in general, a condition that is reinforced and exaggerated by news media constantly churning out a world view full of doom and disaster and choosing to focus only on wrongdoings and negativity.

Video games and gamers are almost always portrayed in a bad light...
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Tuesday

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So, if you are into Star Wars enough to get your significant other to wear this dress does that mean that when you fuck her while she is wearing it you also get her to make whistling and beeping noises?

moxko:

Haha my gf have the r2d2 swimsuit ♡♥

Friday

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It's all about context.

In most circumstances this is nothing more than a box of teabags.

But when it is on the desk of a red haired lady it takes on a whole other meaning.

Wednesday

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It's Wednesday and that can mean only one thing...

It's Bon Jovi Day!

Because Woah-oh We're Halfway There!

Thursday

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Four Forks Sake!

jetandrubble:

:)

gujsel:

great!!!

Tuesday

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Free month? How the goshdarn heck is everybody?

Since I've been away:

We got married

Went to the Cambridge Folk Festival

Hired a camper van

Had Afternoon Tea with the cats

Holidayed in Greece

Experienced the Chronicles of Riddegg

Visited the Enchanted Forest


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Saturday Jan 14, 2012

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quackers:

Your cats are the cutest!

quackers:

I thought ginger's were nearly always Tom's, in which case yes I suppose you are lucky!

I find your definition of moving quite interesting ... I don't think it's ever really "over". I moved 3 months ago and still have boxes. My parents moved 17 years ago and still have boxes. When does it go from "moving" to "moved" ?

Sunday Oct 02, 2011

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This weekend has mostly been spent walking hand-in-hand together through the rain, pausing frequently to rescue stranded earthworms.
rin:

aw, thank you!! i have to tell you about this awesome pun i used yesterday. it was sorely underappreciated.

someone brought gourds up to my counter and said 'they're goregeous!'

so i said 'yes, gourd-geous' and started laughing, but she was absolutely oblivious. SIGH

doolittle:

That sounds lovely

Tuesday Sep 27, 2011

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doolittle:

Shrimp and grits are a recognized dish, its not as common here in Arizona where I live but in Texas and Georgia it's more popular. And DELICIOUS. So yummy I bet it would work like rohypnol.

lemonkid:

We crashed cars on purpose then had sex in them on purpose.