Sunday Jan 01, 2012

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Oh stop whimpering that your boyfriend "only" wants you for sex. You should be thrilled that he wants you at all.

Wednesday Dec 28, 2011

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Nothing says "I love you" like an illicit lunch-time slam.
shema:
I'll take your advice, sir. But what about the recumbent DNA and subsequent ectoplasm? Did you ever stop to think about that???
scratamus:
Sadly his parents (who wanted nothing to do with him till we split up) totally support everything he does because they think it makes them look good to other people! The apple doesnt fall far from that tree!!

Sunday Dec 25, 2011

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The Pope appealed for world peace today. I'm pretty sure at this point he's just breaking our balls.
shema:
Lol

Saturday Dec 24, 2011

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So I asked Jesus if he was doing anything to celebrate tonight and he said: "Hope and Crosby marathon on Channel Two."
shema:
Ha nice dude

Thursday Dec 15, 2011

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I was talking to Jesus. I said, "You know there are millions of people who pray to you for stuff?" and he said, "Dude are you shitting me?"

I didn't say anything for awhile and he kept staring at me and then he said: "You're shitting me, right?"
shema:
Lol, nice...

Tuesday Nov 29, 2011

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I come here for the ambient ass.

It's my fortress of solitude.

Sunday Nov 13, 2011

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Saw Rum Diary.

Johnny Depp is now officially a caricature of Johnny Depp. And his ass is now officially a caricature of an Irish landlady's ass.

Friday Nov 11, 2011

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Want more action? Change your name to Chili G.

It's a lock.
shema:
Done.
sweetbutch:


I am staying with Lovin' G

Saturday Nov 05, 2011

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I would be at the Acropolis with Toxic but I'm in NYC for christ's sake.

Monday Oct 31, 2011

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I notice certain SG blogs have the ladies grappling with science.

If only they could grapple in a more...*concrete* way. In mud.
shema:
Haha. You are so right, dude.
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