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Here's what I"m planning for the near future.

1) Start a cult

2) Get all the SuicideGirls (and hopefuls) to join the cult

3) Move to the beach

The more I look at the list, though, the more I think "Move to the beach" should be first.

America invented the bad blowjob. But there's something majestic about the American bad bj. It conjures images of farm combines, egg-beaters, and industry.

Chapter 33 of "Notes From the Upper West Side"

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