Boys. You boys out there. These are the rules. If your English teacher gives you a blowjob after school someday, you:
1) Do not tell your parents
2) Do not tell the police
3) Do not tell your friends
Is that so hard?
1. Two words: Barbecue sauce
2. When steamed, the ink turns to a kind of gravy
3. When you present the finished meal, you're allowed to call it the "Set of the Day"
4. You can't say "fricasse" without laughing
5. Piercings? Surprisingly delicious
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caraphernelia:
Of course! And this is so fucked up, like my boyfriends best friend just died tonight. Mortality is following us lol
sevillus:
@caraphernelia Mortality gets you when you least expect it. Fuck mortality. Fuck mortality in its ass.
Based on a true story about a woman who poisoned her husband to death slowly after he reached age 35 and developed a body shaped like a pear. "It was disgusting," her attorney, Carla Mylock, said. "He didn't even try to run it off or work out. He just let his ass spread and expected a blowjob for it. Every day. "
The defendant, Linda...
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Back to pillaging.
Notes From the Upper West Side, Chapter 2
That link is to SoundCloud. Or there's also
But that is so ten years ago.
Mackerel
Salmon
Personally, I don't know why that expression has never caught on. You pull a girl over at the right moment and say low in her ear, "I could bone you like a trout."
Maybe not.
caraphernelia:
I guess no XD ^^
sevillus:
@caraphernelia like a... sweater?