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caraphernelia:
Of course! And this is so fucked up, like my boyfriends best friend just died tonight. Mortality is following us lol
sevillus:
@caraphernelia Mortality gets you when you least expect it. Fuck mortality. Fuck mortality in its ass.
Based on a true story about a woman who poisoned her husband to death slowly after he reached age 35 and developed a body shaped like a pear. "It was disgusting," her attorney, Carla Mylock, said. "He didn't even try to run it off or work out. He just let his ass spread and expected a blowjob for it. Every day. "
The defendant, Linda...
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Back to pillaging.
Notes From the Upper West Side, Chapter 2
That link is to SoundCloud. Or there's also
But that is so ten years ago.
Mackerel
Salmon
Personally, I don't know why that expression has never caught on. You pull a girl over at the right moment and say low in her ear, "I could bone you like a trout."
Maybe not.
caraphernelia:
I guess no XD ^^
sevillus:
@caraphernelia like a... sweater?
Based on a real-life case of non-reciprocal oral sex in upstate New York.
It's called, The Munching.
Some people don't believe non-reciprocal oral sex exists, but if you've worked with police departments and seen the photos.... it can be pretty grisly.
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@vanp
That is all.