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What do you get someone for Christmas, someone who seems to have everything? Well, ass is always special. Since the year 1 A.D., nothing says Merry Christmas with the same style.

If the right side of your brain is creativity and the left side is logic then which side is the one filled with pictures of ass?

Girlies!

Okay so I've written this black character named Dath Nathty.

People keep saying, "Dude, a little racist or what?"

And I'm like, wait a minute, racist? The guy is the coolest character ever!

I'm resolving to use the word "comely" more in my appraisals of supple ladies.

"Pretty comely, Fellatia! Pretty. Damn. Comely."

What is living the dream?

I think living the dream is doing a chick named Thistle or Killme.

Arch your back, Thistle.

Oh yeah, right there, Killme.

That is what I believe.

Ladies I have noticed -- with some alarm -- that some of you are still in pants, vaginas tucked away like little wet secrets. Me, a tasty snatch? I'm a Barbie Doll!

Some people come here because the ladies are naked. Personally, I think they all bake. That's just a suspicion but it's one I'm pretty sure about. And I bet they use lots of chocolate chips.

Dear SG: I'm looking for a bookish gal in her, oh, I don't know, not in her teens who knows that the latex is supposed to come off at some point and can answer these questions:

1) why do your glasses have such thick rims?
2) where does the sun set if you're *already in the West*?
3) how did Mark Twain sign his name?...
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I come to SuicideGirls for the pie.