I look at your ass and I think liv-a snaps. I don't know why.
It says emo girls. Let's see some damn naked emo!
Need....more....gullible....chicks.....
You are *not* the luckiest woman in the world. Your boyfriend wants you to breed his brats and stay tied down to your "roots" in Podunk.
(There's a bus to the City.)
(There's a bus to the City.)
I guess if the choice is Dylan or the Notebook, quoting Dylan is less likely to plant thoughts of homicide in the minds of your friends.
I've got your whole grain *right here.*
The sow? Mine.
toxic:
why thank you 
Head!
pandie:
Helllo new friend.
toxic:
Head!
The next woman who calls herself a goddess will be required to prove it with superhuman neck muscles.
What do you get someone for Christmas, someone who seems to have everything? Well, ass is always special. Since the year 1 A.D., nothing says Merry Christmas with the same style.
Just got a nile monitor, and a Argentina Tegu!
MOAR SCALED BABIES!