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I hate the shot where the photographer tells the model to laugh really hard so we can all see she's just an ordinary "gal."

Science finally looks into why you always see hot thin chicks with porky slobs.

Lonely is having to put down a hooker as your emergency contact.

In Hell's Kitchen tonight a family of three -- man, woman, girl -- tourists were standing beside me at a corner.

They were all blonde. They were all wearing t-shirts. And, of course, the man was wearing cargo shorts. And, of course, the cargo shorts made him look like a clown.

Then I noticed it was real quiet from them. And I looked up. And...
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I came out to SG to say something juvenile about sex or something. Nothing is really coming to mind, so...Ass. Just ass.

In my sex fantasies there are labia minora, labia majora, and labia godzilla. Those fuckers are huge.

More...naked...more naked girls...more naked snarky girls with hanging lips... more...MORE...more

"Let's have out with the snatch and keep the banter piped down."

That's about the extent of my civilization these days.

It doesn't matter how libido-twisting, fuck-inspiring, gorgeous you are, 40% of the comments you get will be about your ink or your eyes.

And that makes me afraid for this once-great nation of ours.

There's a chance I spend too much time thinking about ass.

Speaking of Jack Bauer (and weren't we?) , as much as I love you suicide gals I don't think I can see myself being tortured for 2 years in a Chinese prison for you.

Sorry. I hope we can still be friendly if we bump into each other at Mom's.

I'd like to think that Jack Bauer was getting regular head from at least one of those chicks. I mean, he saved the world how many times?