Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, I have been the victim of an assualt!
It was crazy!
I fooloishly decided to try and single handedly take on a gang of 5 guys that where stealing i-pods from the place I work. I grabbed one who proceeded to punch me in the face whilst his friend hit me in the back of the head. Lovely stuff. For some...
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It was crazy!
I fooloishly decided to try and single handedly take on a gang of 5 guys that where stealing i-pods from the place I work. I grabbed one who proceeded to punch me in the face whilst his friend hit me in the back of the head. Lovely stuff. For some...
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I cant sleep so im gonna tell y'all a little story about my Nan.
Years and years ago (when she was in her thirties I think) she was walking home, alone one night. On her way a young man grabbed her and dragged her into an alley with the intention of raping her. This is obviously a terrible and scary situation for anyone to be...
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Years and years ago (when she was in her thirties I think) she was walking home, alone one night. On her way a young man grabbed her and dragged her into an alley with the intention of raping her. This is obviously a terrible and scary situation for anyone to be...
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No valentines cards.
Hehe
Im putting it down to people being intimidated by my youthful good looks.
Thatl be it.
Hehe
Im putting it down to people being intimidated by my youthful good looks.
Thatl be it.
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vicky:
Well thing is, you didn't see the other pics after the ice cold vodka cocktails! 
pattymayonaise:
I got 15 valentines or should i say birthday cards with birthday crossed out and valentine written on. They were all from the same person and all the same card! something a bit different i suppose!! 
Quick Update.
Im currently enjoying a week off which started with loads of productivity and hard work but is slowly slipping into alot of DVD watching.
Going to see Atmosphere Thursday night at the Scala! God damn its gonna be good! Gotta be the perfect venue for a group like that. Small enough to get really sweaty.
Wanted to go to brighton in my week...
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Im currently enjoying a week off which started with loads of productivity and hard work but is slowly slipping into alot of DVD watching.
Going to see Atmosphere Thursday night at the Scala! God damn its gonna be good! Gotta be the perfect venue for a group like that. Small enough to get really sweaty.
Wanted to go to brighton in my week...
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super:
by the way... i LOVE that westwood review on your promo... funny as fuck!
vicky:
I'm getting some of the pics sent to me later! I'll be sure to post them up so you can all laught at me 
Well Ive just been super busy of late.
Made a massive new stencil (think im gonna debut it in Brighton in a week or two).
My website is getting closer and closer to completion which is ruddy exciting.
Ive started making plans for my first ever tour and ive just typed out my letter of resignation from work. Now i just have to grow some...
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Made a massive new stencil (think im gonna debut it in Brighton in a week or two).
My website is getting closer and closer to completion which is ruddy exciting.
Ive started making plans for my first ever tour and ive just typed out my letter of resignation from work. Now i just have to grow some...
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super:
CLICK IT!!!!! DO IT!
God Damn the new Regina Spektor album is ace.
Early contender for album of the year.
Marvelous.
Early contender for album of the year.
Marvelous.
Happy belated New Year everyone!
So yeah, afew weeks before christmas i was driving through a town called stanford on my way to work. Everywhere i looked I saw the scrawlings of some gang. On half the walls were the letters "SSR" standing for "Stanford Street Racers". This pissed me off because it looked horrible. Some of you may think this sounds strange as you...
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So yeah, afew weeks before christmas i was driving through a town called stanford on my way to work. Everywhere i looked I saw the scrawlings of some gang. On half the walls were the letters "SSR" standing for "Stanford Street Racers". This pissed me off because it looked horrible. Some of you may think this sounds strange as you...
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kitty76:
aww thank you...mingus is adorable....he still hasnt returned yet but im still hoping for the best.I dont think i will ever stop looking for him... 
thank you for your support!!!
thank you for your support!!!
charley:
Sounds ideal!!!
Damn ive been away from the site along time!
Sorry!
Im shutting up shop on my journal for a little while.
I will update properly in the new year i promise.
Until then feel free to update me on how/what ya all doing or just leave abuse.
Back soon.
Sorry!
Im shutting up shop on my journal for a little while.
I will update properly in the new year i promise.
Until then feel free to update me on how/what ya all doing or just leave abuse.
Back soon.
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jena:
Thank you!
Tell me about your stencils! My faux-beau does that, mainly on records and I used to always sell them for him. Here is one he actually did of me (I just have it handy, you can tell I'm vain)-
Tell me about your stencils! My faux-beau does that, mainly on records and I used to always sell them for him. Here is one he actually did of me (I just have it handy, you can tell I'm vain)-
This is a close up of the record. Yours remind me nicely of his last street attack-he did Clara Bow all over the place. I love this kind of shit! 
Your questions:
My favorite sterotypes are racial ones. As I have always lived in black areas, black sterotypes and comedy have always been my most treasured.
The most stylish person alive....oh fuck. I don't know. But if I ever see pictures of Christina Aguilera (yes, you heard me) with her hair the way she's got it now, like Marilyn--that get me HOT and crazy. Totally incredible coming from such a formerly trashy person. So it's the hair. I get nuts.
How bout you?
jena:
Oh yes, agreed to all of those lovely women-roar!!! I've been in love w/ Gwen forever, sigh. Here, look:
I've been in love w/ Gwen forever, sigh. Here, look: 
Obvious Gwen and faux Marilyn influence, YUM!
Xtina's look is best b/c her hair is short so it's the real deal. I envy her!!!
Aw man!
Id got so good with the regular update thing and then I go and forget to turn my computer on for several weeks.
Update Update Update.
Been working loads which sucks but i pissed of a work experience kid so much he started telling everyone he wanted to fight me which was pretty funny.
Aparently Ive been "tagged" by a lovely young lady...
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Id got so good with the regular update thing and then I go and forget to turn my computer on for several weeks.
Update Update Update.
Been working loads which sucks but i pissed of a work experience kid so much he started telling everyone he wanted to fight me which was pretty funny.
Aparently Ive been "tagged" by a lovely young lady...
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rubyrouge:
He he, you sounded a little pished wshen you wrote your last comment in my journal.
Nay, sadly I live far far away from that part of London.
Hows the album going?
Nay, sadly I live far far away from that part of London.
Hows the album going?
charley:
Yay! I finally got the album you sent, it got lost in the shop downstairs! I have yet to give it a listen but I shall and report back!
Yay!
Its been a long week but ive finally finished my first album! Cant really tell how it went as two days of mastering every goddamn sound on the whole thing has left me somewhat jadded so im gonna have to have sometime off from it before seeing how it went! Everyone else seemed really pleased and excited though so thats cool. Ive been working...
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Its been a long week but ive finally finished my first album! Cant really tell how it went as two days of mastering every goddamn sound on the whole thing has left me somewhat jadded so im gonna have to have sometime off from it before seeing how it went! Everyone else seemed really pleased and excited though so thats cool. Ive been working...
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rubyrouge:
shame you missed it... a good night 'twas had by all. I'm still recovering but that was more from the bit afterwards (random house party in Hackney)
Come on slacker, let's have an update then. Besides, I tagged you ages ago.
By the way, have you heard of the wooster collective?
And didn't you ask me ages ago for some good bars in London and I forgot to reply? I have to say I know London is full of bars but there really is no where which is like my fav place to go. I do really like cafe 1001 off Brick Lane though but more during the day I suppose.
Come on slacker, let's have an update then. Besides, I tagged you ages ago.
By the way, have you heard of the wooster collective?
And didn't you ask me ages ago for some good bars in London and I forgot to reply? I have to say I know London is full of bars but there really is no where which is like my fav place to go. I do really like cafe 1001 off Brick Lane though but more during the day I suppose.
pattymayonaise:
HA! I did that funny dating profile matches thing and you came up!!!! 
Bulletpoint update:
* Went to see Woyzek at the Barbican saturday night. Sooooooooooo good. Considering its a play adapted from a german tagedy book about one mans slow decline into insanity I was expecting quite a heavy evening but it was awesome. The icelandic group performing it have turned it in to a kind of comedy musical/ circus show! Its was so inavotive, funny and...
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* Went to see Woyzek at the Barbican saturday night. Sooooooooooo good. Considering its a play adapted from a german tagedy book about one mans slow decline into insanity I was expecting quite a heavy evening but it was awesome. The icelandic group performing it have turned it in to a kind of comedy musical/ circus show! Its was so inavotive, funny and...
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rubyrouge:
Hey Mr Scroobius,
Life over here is ..... kind of confusing and crazy right now. Business is at a junction where i am having to decide that the only way i can make decent money is producing in bulk and wholesaling to shops.... which will involve a lot of work getting that started. Love life: fairly disastrous. But that's because the glass is very half empty today. Had this guy stay with me from the States all week... major crush on him, he is like dream boy but sadly i don't think the intensity of feelings is returned....boo hoo. He makes pornography and is a qualified masseur and reiki healer. Sigh...... dream boy.
Have you been to that Banksy exhibition with the rats?
Life over here is ..... kind of confusing and crazy right now. Business is at a junction where i am having to decide that the only way i can make decent money is producing in bulk and wholesaling to shops.... which will involve a lot of work getting that started. Love life: fairly disastrous. But that's because the glass is very half empty today. Had this guy stay with me from the States all week... major crush on him, he is like dream boy but sadly i don't think the intensity of feelings is returned....boo hoo. He makes pornography and is a qualified masseur and reiki healer. Sigh...... dream boy.
Have you been to that Banksy exhibition with the rats?
franzipan:
Tell me something about yourself that will
*shock
*excite
*disgust
*arouse
*irritate
*all off the above
me.
Ok - I belive IRRITATE has been covered by my bombarding of your SG profile and possibly barging into your life in general.
AROUSE- I am not sure if you are a boob man - but I have a very lovely pair myself. 36 E/ 34 F depending on where I shop, nicely round, but not in a fake way, constantly erect nipples with the right one pierced. And I have a tiny freckle just under my right breast that you can only see when I'm lying down.
(also depending on if you are a boob man, this may DISGUST you)
EXCITE - The London tattoo convention is only a month and a bit away! (with SG stalls!)
SHOCK - Sharron got off with Brad at the club last night.....
*shock
*excite
*disgust
*arouse
*irritate
*all off the above
me.
Ok - I belive IRRITATE has been covered by my bombarding of your SG profile and possibly barging into your life in general.
AROUSE- I am not sure if you are a boob man - but I have a very lovely pair myself. 36 E/ 34 F depending on where I shop, nicely round, but not in a fake way, constantly erect nipples with the right one pierced. And I have a tiny freckle just under my right breast that you can only see when I'm lying down.
(also depending on if you are a boob man, this may DISGUST you)
EXCITE - The London tattoo convention is only a month and a bit away! (with SG stalls!)
SHOCK - Sharron got off with Brad at the club last night.....
I swear they have a life of their own.