From posh

scopitone is my knight in shining armor. together, we will ride off into the sunset, upon a unicorn. forever.

From autrix

This man makes suave look like a group of oversized muppets bursting into flames.

I envy his style and watch to steal his life. Shortly thereafter I would eat so much I'd get fat

the end.

From al

I don't really know Scopitone but he carried me around for so long he bruised his fine muscular abs, which I assume means he likes me. Either that, or he just liked that sound I kept making when he would adjust where my crotch was bruising him. But seriously, Scopitone is a fine gentleman, and a true SOLM.

I should like to perhaps one day be among women claiming to love him because he made out with me.

smile

From flux

I'm surprised his testimonials aren't full of adoring women claiming they love him because they made out once at a party. I'm also a little disappointed, as I was planning to make fun of these women.

You see, I actually love Scopitone. He is one of those rare friends who shrugs off acts of extreme devotion as just part of bein' friends. I am megalomaniacal in the utmost, but I would trust this man with my goddamned lifeeven though being in a car while he's behind the wheel is absolutely terrifying. So yeah, he's so funny and so awesome and hip and cool and handsome, but he is fucking SOLID, and I am so fucking lucky to have him on my side...you Irish fuck.

Scopitone is one of the very, very few men awesome enough for me to envy (a little). Wit + Style = Scopitone.

From mk700c

There is no man I'd rather conquer with, and conquering is rather ubiquitous with this motherfucker around.

Froma finely gleamed cube, to a well prepared gimlet... Here's to FAM.

I think I'd let you make all the short, flat-chested jokes you wanted to me, and wouldn't mind one bit.

Even though you HATE the way I talk.

But seriously...I'm likin' you. That's all you need to know.

Scopitone is too hip to not implode in a cataclysmic fury of metro. How he does it, I have no idea.

From koleeta

GOOU-LEY!

If you step outta line Scopitone has no problem clowning on your stupid ass. Number one in tha hood, G.

From maxx

Scopitone drinks too much Coca-Cola Classic.

I'm taking the shark belt buckle now.

From phoebus

Truly an awesome motherfucker, and a force for fashionable good on the boards.