have i ever told you my peanut butter story?
its romantic trust me. i can't eat peanut butter if im stoned mainly because of a) my inability to eat PB in moderation and b) my lack of saliva. this one time... (at band camp...) i was eating PB & B on bread and couldn't swallow b/c of the aforementioned lack of saliva. i panicked and couldn't breathe so i took a drink of water which (in my opinion) created a water seal with the oil and cut off all movement of PB away from my trachea. so my body did the only thing it could and spewed forth. it expelled the PB and water right into my hands and on my carpet. so ya.
bottom of the spine, above the hip bones, four fingers from each side of the spine and voila..kidneys. mine have been throbbing for over a week now so trust me..i know where they are!
YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course. 2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT. 7- You should most definately get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) Please dont take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!