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I'm happy as a pig in shit married... i've seen an ultra sonic dipiction of my child's visage... i stopped checking out suicidegirls a while ago... ironically i befriended one and it turned me off being turned on by mere pictures... then i met my wifey and that sealed the deal.

Everyone has to choose how and when they grow up.

"All...
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serial:
yes, I'm really upset that modeling and unwrapping is taking a backseat, but you can't say you enjoyed uv-unwrapping anyway.
serial:
when you and your wife have kids, and then you become a grandpa, you can always do the "well back in my day, I had to move the object by these dots called vertices!"
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So i feel like an utter scumbag...after bad mouthing the uncle my mam and sister dropped in on a surprise visit... explaining a lot of my uncle's rude ass behaviour.... of course he's still weird, but aren't we all... still no excuse, i'm b-b-b-bad... (to the bone).

The search for a gaff continues, though we've kinda gone off the...
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orli:
woops blush here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHFC6rlGsH8
Congrats on the baby! ♥
dolly:
aww thankyousmile
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S.O.S...... We need somewhere to live.... we'll pay upto $800 dollars a month, and literally will live anywhere but here with my evil uncle.... who is cunningly disguised as a nice guy, but underneath that is a scheming child....

I'm still kind of an illegal immigrant and my wifey has fucked up credit, but we have the money... literally we offer...
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lya:
find a place yet?
dark_templar:
So hows the appt search goin?
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$1500????? at $50 per week?.... 9 days of community service and a 9 month Drink driving course.....
At least they forgot to prosecute me for being unlicensed... uninsured... and illegally immigratated!!!!

Thanks rumpleminze.... you shit..... (i didn't mean that....i still love you.... see you next bar i fall into... xs)


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dark_templar:
Hey were gonna have a dinner for SGSJ check the group biggrin
dark_templar:
I actually live in Auburn now about 3 hours from San Jo............. srry
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weso:
Looks like you got one smokin hot suicide girl yourself! congradulations man!
misstrishers:
Wow.... you guys are adorable...
she is gorgeous...
Congrats!!
biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
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Ok.... i'm kind of an illegal immigrant.... getting married, but right now..... totally not supposed to be here at all...

So sunday night i was introduced to california's finest.... and was gived a DUI?............... bastard!.... spent a night in the drunk tank..... first time i ever got behind the wheel drunk.... fuckin' sods law....

but they didn't deport me.... that was nice...
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misstrishers:
aw... be careful baby... they wont always be nice...
i drive a honda element with a futon mattress in the back... if i am drunk, i just climb in the back and pass out for a while...
Hmmm... except for that one time that i ran over my leg with the car, falling out of it... ha.. but i was not driving...
either way... just be careful!! wink wink wink
chai:
ok, i try to believe u biggrin but HOW long does runaway works?

kiss
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why are people so fucked up?

why am i so fucked up?

I pay rent to my uncle... $700 a month all in... he housesits a big ol place up in the hills... I have to go with him cos he doesn't want me alone with all his stuff whilst he's gone...... where is the logic? ... I PAY MY FUCKIN RENT!!!!! I'M...
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nefarion:
"Uhhh... 42?"
hahahahahahahahaha, totally.
weso:
You missed one hell of a pint night. Actually, we were calling it "free sword" night. hahaha. At the end of the evening, I had more Guinness in me than blood.
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My head hurts... i got drunk and fell asleep... on my tod.
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American women suck... she makes and breaks plans without notice, particularly on fri nights...
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..... so i dumped her by proxy... that means by text.... i woulda dumped her on the phone if she'd've got in touch... well i wouldn't have dumped her if she got in touch... i love the...
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kismi:
Not all American girls are lame...
kismi:
Mental: Definitely.
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today was the best day in a long time, and the worst one also....

How fucked up is that?

Don't worry it's rhetorical.

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edit or sum shit...

Anyone wanna come round and earn a hangover?

nother edit...

Ok fuck you i'l drink on my tod... now armed with crate of cervesas and a bottle of whiskey in a brown paper bag.... jus...
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ok so....

I saw Narnia yesterday... at a friends house so i couldn't just leave.... i felt like a fly having it's legs and wings pulled off..... then watching an ominous drop of water slowly dribble towards me....

In other news... i think my girlfriend still loves her ex... he is concentrated evil... imagine the worst shit you could put your girl through...
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kismi:
How have you been feeling??
misstrishers:
the best things come out of communication with another person... the worst things come out of sitting back and trying to figure out what to do in the meantime... get-r-done silly... you might just be amazed!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
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i'm dying again... puke ...


this reilly sucks! puke


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joanne:
smile! kiss
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raaaaaaar!

It seems an angry hedgehog has moved into my brain cavity... damn you booze! ever since that dumb 3 month detox, i've lost my tolerance for hangovers... heed this warning my brethern.... don't be healthy it makes unhealth highy intolerable!

The juicy SGSJ dinner was wicked... i can't be arsed with the roll call, but you all know who you are...
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mckenzie:
thank u for the comment on my new set!
nefarion:
"proper chuffed"... thats awesome, i gotta start using that.