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Also, if I'm ever trapped in a burning building, and the phone I am using melts in my hand. I bet it will really hurt a lot.

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As I type this testimonial, I can't help but feel a little deju vu :p

Ryan isn't so much of a friend as he is family to me. A brother, a confidant, a blessing.
I raise a glass to Ryan the man, the myth, the legend. I look back on all the trouble we've gotten ourselves
into in the past, and look forward to the trouble to come in the future.

So long as we get into the trouble together, and we live to tell about it I am coo.

You're ma dawg Ryan, My kids will know you as "uncle ryan"

-Chris ARRR!!!

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i miss Ryan. i miss his mother more, but... what can i say? i still treasure the sweater i have, imbued with his scent. And the memories of that night will last forever...

From _panda_

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before my very eyes this boy is becoming a man - and one day, we will wake up and he will start a thread about his new beautiful wife and his adoring family... his eye is on the ball and the goal line is his.

good people, with quick wit, through and through.

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If he's ever in town he'll have a cold beer in his hand and my mom to fuck.

I hate to admit this, but I think Ryan reminds me of myself more than anyone else on SG. He may say some crude, snarky, sarcastic, facetious bullshit and piss people off from time but if you don't hold a grudge chances are he won't either.

My earliest memories of Ryan on SG are of him defending his buddy ChrisRock against flames and the zot(though I think that one deserved it wink ). After that, I also noticed Ryan was quick with the mom jokes and button pushing snark could could send some into a name calling rage...but there was Ryan ready to just keep playing them as a fool and making everyone else in the thread laugh.

This trait quickly made him one of the posters that made me smaile and laugh more than not. I'm confident no matter what we said to each other or what buttons the jabs and barbs that talking would be guaranteed to contain, we could also let it drop just as fast and laugh it off.

From paine

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He's funny as hell, he's super nice to the ladies, and he has a guitar in his user pic--what more could you possibly need?! kiss

From hopey

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Ryan has an unaturally large penis, the kind that is still talked about around fires. It was fortold that a child would come to break the stereotype. He has arrived. We Shall all gather around and sing his praises. Lucky is the woman who lands a piece of this man.

Let us not forget that he is one of the funniest fuckers on here. That his rhymin' and stealin' are enough to melt my panties.

The only reason I don't want Florida to slide off of the planet.

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Rockin' the bass like a mofo, it's Ryan Dipietro.
He can handle all the mom jokes without getting bent out of shape. That's what I call composure.
He's a genuine swell guy, and anyone who doesn't love him, should. Respect.

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Ryan is my online boyfriend. He watches the coolest crap on tv. And by coolest crap i mean anything that comes on. HEHEHE. Im gonna swim at his beach in Florida when I get a vacation.

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Ryan's my homie. We troll hard everywhere we go, it's what we do. His sarcastic remarks, and blatant disregard for your feelings will own you. If you fuck with him, you will not be spared the wrath of the Naples trolls...