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To be continued...


(As in, I'll see you guys sometime soon. My account expires today.)

Fuck! I stepped on this weird - thing. I haven't a clue what it is, other than the fact that it's a hexapod of some sort. It was dead on my carpet, so I picked it up to try and figure out what it is. No luck yet. It's brownish with white in the segments, and a white underside, got a visible head area, but...
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That 12-string I mentioned a couple posts before? Well, after much searching though reputed guitar-makers' inventories, I decided upon a Fender model. It's an electro-acoustic, with a Fishman preamp. The construction is almost exactly the same as my dad's, right down to the inlays on the fretboard. The only difference is the elongated headstock (duh.) and the bridge is curvy. My only beef is that...
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What the fuck is "a loaf (2lbs) of pasteurized processed cheese spread". A block of Cheez Whiz-like stuff? This recipe I've got is really vague. I couldn't find such a thing at Safeway. Then again, I didn't really know what I was looking for.

Motherfucker!

Just a few minutes ago, I had my feet up as I was spinning my chair round to change CDs - and smacked my big toe right into the corner of my coffee table - resulting in a creased toenail (along its entire width, and right smack in the middle of it - at first I stared in horror thinking it was split), a...
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I'm back, suckas!

Yesterday (Monday night) was fairly interesting. T'was my brother's football awards night, and while I knew that the presentation I'd made would be shown, I was not aware that I had my own gallery set up. That was quite a surprise when I walked into the hall, all my work set up on the walls of the place. Quite a hit I must say, I...
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I'd like to take a moment to say, "Fuck you, Captain Crunch". No, it didn't cut the roof of my mouth. No, I got a fucking papercut trying to open the damned box. The asshole or asshole-robot that sealed the box used too much glue, resulting in me wrestling with the box. The box won. Papercuts between the fingers have got to be the worst...
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Heh. So earlier today my mum got some free cans of that Coke Zero shit. I picked up a can, looked at it and went "No Sugar... No Calories... No thanks". I tried it anyway, and it licks balls. The adverts say 'All the taste of Coke." They forgot one word - 'Diet'. It tastes exactly the fucking same as Diet Coke. Oh well, Coke...
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