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Either my roommate's parents have been living here for a week or he's hired a cleaning staff. All that Turkish (which always sounds angry or frustrated) makes it hard to properly comprehend the situation. All I know is that someone else is washing my dishes (by which I mean the two plastic cups I eat my Raisin Bran out of) and I find that agreeable....
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Spooky halloween entry.

Two things that scare me at the moment.

1). Being controlled by idiots. Right now, nothing disturbs me more than the idea of someone being kidnapped and enslaved by malevolent morons. The part that bothers me the most is what would happen if you tried to resist. You could try to protest or reason with them, but each time they'd look at...
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Sorry for another sad bastard entry. I'm just being honest.

Yesterday was my first day working at the dining hall (4:30-9). I was overenthusiastic and desperate to make friends (as I always am). I tried getting to know this girl, but her favorite song is "A Whole New World" from Aladdin and her favorite movie is Patch Adams (Robin Williams fetish?). I don't know, maybe...
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My fairy godfather's name is Daddy Long Legs. He wears a zoot suit and has no preternatural abilities whatsoever.

"The dandy has one unique advantage over the common hero. No matter what the situation, he will always be more exquisitely dressed than his enemies. Therefore, he has already triumphed."

You ate the words right out of my mouth.

Urrgggaarrrroooooooooooooooo.

I'm eager to be a terrible, terrible first date again. I went to theonion.com's personals section and looked up people in my area. They were all like 30 or above. I guess I'm well below the age at which people are supposed to need that sort of thing?

I have the emotional range of Papa Roach's discography.

Now which of these things should waste my money on?

The hoodie I've thought about getting for two years.
http://store1.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1859_2264059

Or its snappy t-shirt brethren.
http://store1.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1863_7073780

Or I can, you know, not be so selfish.

I'm seeing Corpse Bride with my ex-roommate tonight. After that I can look forward to a weekend of studying for the three tests I have on Monday. Groovy.

Also, I'm not feeling that hot. I tried cheering myself up by ordering A is for Accident (finally!), but the delayed gratification that comes from mail order reared its bulbous head.

This is a nothing entry designed...
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I'm starting to feel detached again, like I'm an ancillary character in someone else's life. That's probably because most people see me that way.

I'm disconnected from everyone I've ever known on any level at any point in time, ever. I don't even have a hometown anymore.

Of course, things could be much worse. I could be unable to cope with these feelings. I could...
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