robsilver

Pardon??? I can't imagine what you mean!

There is some research to be done, actually. You can help me start with this question. When you were a teenager, I mean prior to loss of virginity, did you ever fantasise about older women? If you'd had the chance to sleep with a woman significantly older than yourself, would you, or would you stick to someone your own age?

Yeah, man, the whole day was just all about the hair.

You should have come to Nottingham anyway, it was sweeeet.

So no, access to the underwear / the silver codpiece was not gained, but I think it's an ok dinner-party story all the same.

JESUS man, ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

So er, thanks for the video but you know, I'm not really into that whole omni-present lapdancers thing.

I suspected as much.
Sorry, I can't listen to your song because I don't have any speakers on my poota at the moment. But congratulations on making a porn soundtrack. You must be proud.