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HOTRODDERS BALL!!

Friday August 19th, 9pm, Yucca Tap Room in Tempe on Southern and Mill. Local car clubs welcome..all pre-64s will have priority parking so assholes can gawk at your cars.

3 bands playing....Hotrod Hillbillies, 4 Bill Stall, with Heather Rae & the Moonshine Boys.

This show is 100% FREE!! Yes, FREE, you cheap fuckers. So mosey on down and buy this little lady a...
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Alright fuckfaces. Give me something to repsond to. Ask me a question. Say something offensive. Something to work with. Im bored off my tits.

Riot

*14 bi f, lookin 4 sum peeps 2 score me sum beer * cigarettes...HOLLA!*

UrShadytoo [11:23 P.M.]: hi, are you being serious about what you want

RiotOwnzYou [11:23 P.M.]: why yes i am

RiotOwnzYou [11:23 P.M.]: its summer and me and my friends want some beer

UrShadytoo [11:24 P.M.]: where are u located

RiotOwnzYou [11:25 P.M.]: west phx

UrShadytoo [11:25 P.M.]: me too

UrShadytoo [11:25...
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I have purchased a '63 Rambler. Oh my god, you're so jealous, you dont even know it yet.

Riot

Soooooo....

IM GOING TO SEE BOB SAGET TOMORROW NIGHT!!!!

You're jealous. Dont even try to pretend.

Riot

I dont take compliments. I never have. I dont have alot of self esteem nor do i instill any type of esteem in myself. When i put myself down in front of others, i always get the same response, but in slightly different contexts : "Ooh, stop...you're adorable." And of course, i always counterstrike with "You dont see me naked every single day."

So this...
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AZViperVenom550 [1:44 A.M.]: hello

RiotOwnzYou [1:45 A.M.]: y0

AZViperVenom550 [1:45 A.M.]: whats up

RiotOwnzYou [1:47 A.M.]: not a whole lot

AZViperVenom550 [1:47 A.M.]: me neither

AZViperVenom550 [1:47 A.M.]: bored here

AZViperVenom550 [1:48 A.M.]: i should have taken the viper out and found a willing girl tonight...lol

RiotOwnzYou [1:48 A.M.]: so you use your cars to get chicks?

AZViperVenom550 [1:49 A.M.]: well i bought it for...
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You know those relationships that leave you in complete and utter ruins, making you wonder why you didnt just go gay to begin with, just to save you the agony of the devastation that was to turn into your life??

Those suck.

Mine ended mid October and by late October, he was married and i was still wondering what the hell happened. Seeing as i...
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http://thrilled.syste.ms/ride/index.html "Ride"

8th page reverts back to beginning.
Scroll to the bottom, click 9th and keep going.

I am dumbfounded at this point.

Had I saw this after mine and Jimmys break-up, i would have slit my wrists in despair.

Riot.

Just when i thought it was safe to log on......

OPENBAR223 [12:32 P.M.]: WHATS UP SEXY .. WANA TALK? 25 M AZ

RiotOwnzYou [12:36 P.M.]: 14 bi f

OPENBAR223 [12:36 P.M.]: AM I TO OLD ??

RiotOwnzYou [12:37 P.M.]: for what, exactly?

OPENBAR223 [12:38 P.M.]: IN A SEXY MOOD ?

RiotOwnzYou [12:38 P.M.]: maybe....what did you have in mind?

OPENBAR223 [12:38 P.M.]: YOU HOME ALONE...
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My friend brought me a case of Pop Rocks. Im set for the night.

So i sleep again, but i still havent consciencely cried in about 8 months. I only cry in my dreams. Couple weeks ago, I cried because i dreamt of my deceased friend and childs namesake Maia. In reality, she died of cancer, in my dream, she was murdered. Last night i cried because i was depressed in a mental hospital. But then i escaped and...
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