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Oh man...i havent had one this good in awhile.

14 Bi F, lookin 4 sum peeps 2 score me sum Smirnoff Ice..HOLLA!!

Divconsultant [1:53 P.M.]: are you using your sis's comp or somethign

RiotOwnzYou [1:54 P.M.]: why yes i am

Divconsultant [1:55 P.M.]: so what do i get in return if i hook u up with smirnoff ice?

RiotOwnzYou [1:55 P.M.]: what do you want?...
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trans_dementia:
hey, would you like me to email those four bill stall vids in a zip file?
corporatespy:
So... any input on piercings? Not doing the tongue like was suggested by other drunk people tonight.

And... bitches?? Pfft only if I get to wear the spiked collar this time.
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I....thought this was cute.

Native nyer 28 [10:43 A.M.]: hi, may i ask personal info please?

RiotOwnzYou [11:00 A.M.]: you can ask, doesnt mean i will answer

Native nyer 28 [11:00 A.M.]: how many guys u been with?

RiotOwnzYou [11:01 A.M.]: yup, thats going a little too far, buddy

Native nyer 28 [11:01 A.M.]: just wonderin, any girls?

RiotOwnzYou [11:01 A.M.]: again, some couth would...
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trans_dementia:
so... how many guys u been with?

haha, j/k
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STORY TIME!!!

This tale is called "Why Tucson Sucks Kevin Bacons Bits"

Sooooo....my friends Stephanie, Tasha and i are heading down to the Greaseball last night in Tucson. Everything is fine and dandy. We're doing screwdriver shooters in the backseat, mouthing Ludacris' "Fantasy" word for word, etc. We're all having a swell time. Even though we're following behind Stephanies b/f, aka Cap'n DrivesLikeAnAsshole....but all was...
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trans_dementia:
awww.. that sucks. i hope everything works out for you girls in getting things settled/repaired.
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THIS FRIDAY!!!

Hotel Congress
311 E Congress St
Tucson, AZ 85701-1811

Opens at 6:30
Admisson only $5

Cadillac Angels - Santa Barbara Rockabilly

4 Bill Stall - Phoenix Psychobilly

Shrimp Chaperone - Tuscon Surf

Al Perry

Hot Rods, Customs, Music!
This is going to be a fun time. Get a room at Club Congress and enjoy the mayhem with the rest of us from Phoenix!...
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corporatespy:
Hey, sorry I missed ya... weekend got crazy busy fast with errands and people. I've got a freaking ton of computer-related stuff to get done in the next few days so I'm sure i'll be around. Say hi if ya pop on.
trans_dementia:
herm.. mebe it wouldn't be the best idea to post my cell. hehe, boy was i waisted friday.

[Edited on Oct 02, 2005 4:13PM]
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Someone bring me root beer, k? Thanks.

Riot bok Ba-CAW!
thrasher:

best I can do
corporatespy:
Maybe rootbeer is the freak-magnet?
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Round 2 with the puppy fucker.


Beatzkik [3:58 P.M.]: heres your boyfriend mizz world
http://bigvanvader.com/

RiotOwnzYou [3:59 P.M.]: wow, what is your deal?

Beatzkik [3:59 P.M.]: huh

RiotOwnzYou [3:59 P.M.]: is rejection so damaging that it turns you into an annoying toolbox?

Beatzkik [3:59 P.M.]: u tell me
Beatzkik [4:01 P.M.]: toolbox huh thats pretty funny
Beatzkik [4:01 P.M.]: thats alright i made u laugh...
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monkeyjoe:
aol, yahoo, or msn...its fun to rip some one a new pee hole
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A few things before you proceed that might help you be less confused after reading...

-This guy IMs me out of no where.
-After he says "sure it didnt" I posted the entire conversation in a chatroom for further ridicule.
-AMRushing IMd him and made fun of him, for he is one of my faithful followers.
-I am evidently a fly paper for freaks.

Proceed....
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thrasher:
surreal
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K, can anyone tell me if this bitchface is being apologetic & sincere or just downright antagonistic?? Its a tricky one. Strictly a judgement call.


Ihave11lnches4u [1:04 A.M.]: hi

RiotOwnzYou [1:04 A.M.]: y0

Ihave11lnches4u [1:04 A.M.]: how are you

RiotOwnzYou [1:04 A.M.]: plastered
RiotOwnzYou [1:04 A.M.]: yourself?

Ihave11lnches4u [1:05 A.M.]: lol
Ihave11lnches4u [1:05 A.M.]: thats not good
Ihave11lnches4u [1:05 A.M.]: any pics?

RiotOwnzYou [1:05 A.M.]:...
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monkeyjoe:
updated just for you only 2 pics for now
corporatespy:
Sounds like he was being a passive-agressive douche. Most pervs seem easily intimidated. Where did you meet this wonderfuly eloquent gentleman? Cuz I'll remember to wear my cyber ass guard if I surf near there. He sounds like a total asshat.

like his name too... wonder if he realizes that the second 1 is redundant. Poor 1incher. Motion of the ocean doesn't matter if the dingy capsizes; a lesson well learned from gilligan's island.

... god im grumpy and incoherent, but thats my last thought of the evening. NIGHT!

[Edited on Sep 15, 2005 11:45PM]
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CHRISTIES TONIGHT, FUND RAISER FOR THE GULF RELIEF, DANCERS WILL BE DONATING TIPS AND % OF MONEY TO RED CROSS ALL NIGHT. COME ON DOWN AND SEE SOME BOOBIES WHILE HELPING A GOOD CAUSE!!

BASELINE & THE 10, ACROSSED FROM AZ MILLS!!

BE THERE OR BURN IN HELL, YOU HEARTLESS PRICKS!!!!

ARRR!!! YAAAAAAR!!
corporatespy:
Damn, I missed boobies for a good cause to go to friend's party. How often does one have an excuse to be a letch? darn! hehe.
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My friend Rick throws one helluva shindig.
I will never drink tequila again.






Riot puke
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thrasher:
My ex-wife is good friends with Rick. She was telling me about the party shortly before I read your update.
corporatespy:
Yeah... shame on you for turning your back on vodka! *comforts the bottle of smirnoff*

Tequilla is unfortunately going to be a big part of my saturday... we'll see how my stomach handles it. My buddy hunter buys all the tequilla, then everyone else who comes to the party brings their own unique mixes to make for everyone. At the martini party 30 people showed up each with their own martini... and I think I had 2 of some. Should be good fun inspite of the tequilla! smile
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3 BAD JACKS THIS SATURDAY!!! WHOOPTY WHOOP!!

Rogue West, 8 pm. $8-10, you cheap fucks.
35th and Northern.

Also playing a show the night before at Modified Arts for all of you underage, non legal whorebags.

BOOYA FATTY GRANDMA!!!!

Riot miao!!
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corporatespy:
Damn that was a great show, thank ya for the heads up! Any others you suggest?
corporatespy:
Didn't make it on tuesday, too much freaking work to get done.