Fuck.
Fuck.
I dont know why i didnt tell this kid to piss off. I just couldnt do it. Its been a long day 
Imbetterthanyoo [11:30 P.M.]: i wanna play with your boobies
RiotOwnzYou [11:31 P.M.]: awesome....too bad you will never get that chance.
Imbetterthanyoo [11:32 P.M.]: please babe, u know u want me
RiotOwnzYou [11:32 P.M.]: you know, im good on that level, thanks
Imbetterthanyoo [11:32...
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Imbetterthanyoo [11:30 P.M.]: i wanna play with your boobies
RiotOwnzYou [11:31 P.M.]: awesome....too bad you will never get that chance.
Imbetterthanyoo [11:32 P.M.]: please babe, u know u want me
RiotOwnzYou [11:32 P.M.]: you know, im good on that level, thanks
Imbetterthanyoo [11:32...
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morbidkitten:
Kick em' in the nuts thatll get him to shut up 
corporatespy:
Ever get the feeling you're a magnet for fucking retards? It's just super!
This is why i love Tony.
RiotOwnzYou [10:27 P.M.]: what the fuck are you doing?
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:27 P.M.]: debating whether or not to lay in bed, watch tv, and maybe rub one out
RiotOwnzYou [10:28 P.M.]: thats a tricky one
RiotOwnzYou [10:28 P.M.]: well, you're going to be laying in bed eventually, after which you will most likely be watching TV and feel the urge...
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RiotOwnzYou [10:27 P.M.]: what the fuck are you doing?
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:27 P.M.]: debating whether or not to lay in bed, watch tv, and maybe rub one out
RiotOwnzYou [10:28 P.M.]: thats a tricky one
RiotOwnzYou [10:28 P.M.]: well, you're going to be laying in bed eventually, after which you will most likely be watching TV and feel the urge...
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calmer_than_you:
Hey, I haven't talked to you in a while, how have you been?
calmer_than_you:
eh, Nothing mutch really... just working a lot, heh. I am on AIM most of the day at work, so sign in every once in a while. We should catch up 
No...seriously. What the fuck is wrong with men??
iivii83 (11/20/2005 10:53:36 AM): hi
Riot, Beyatch (11/20/2005 10:53:53 AM): y0
iivii83 (11/20/2005 10:54:10 AM): i wanted to ask if i could eat u out all day
Riot, Beyatch (11/20/2005 10:55:13 AM): i want to ask you if i can tie you down naked to a 2x4 over an empty bathtub while i stand over you with...
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iivii83 (11/20/2005 10:53:36 AM): hi
Riot, Beyatch (11/20/2005 10:53:53 AM): y0
iivii83 (11/20/2005 10:54:10 AM): i wanted to ask if i could eat u out all day
Riot, Beyatch (11/20/2005 10:55:13 AM): i want to ask you if i can tie you down naked to a 2x4 over an empty bathtub while i stand over you with...
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Its 2 am and this is the most amusing thing i could find to do.
RiotOwnzYou [1:38 A.M.]: i want to claw out your eyes and fuck the empty sockets with a big black dildo
TyphoidLazzy2 [1:38 A.M.]: I want to make you wake up withj a rectal bleed and five bucks taped to the middle of your back
RiotOwnzYou [1:40 A.M.]: i want to...
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RiotOwnzYou [1:38 A.M.]: i want to claw out your eyes and fuck the empty sockets with a big black dildo
TyphoidLazzy2 [1:38 A.M.]: I want to make you wake up withj a rectal bleed and five bucks taped to the middle of your back
RiotOwnzYou [1:40 A.M.]: i want to...
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trans_dementia:
haha.. wow.
you're fucking crazy!
you're fucking crazy!
trans_dementia:
suuure, that's what you'd like us to believe. it's all just in your imagination.. your not reeeeaally crazy. hehe, j/k 
I just finished watching Thelma & Louise for the billionth time. I always cry at the end. Its that damn slow guitar solo, i swear. I just bought the DVD so i checked out the alternate ending. They still drive off the cliff, but its to a more upbeat song so you actually end up being happy for them instead of "Men are evil, fuck...
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Sick of it all.
-Screw people.
-Screw drama.
-Screw people with drama.
-Screw sex.
-Screw everything.
I just dont understand anything anymore. When did the people of the world decide to permanently fixate their heads up their asses? Jesus tapdancin' christ.
-Screw people.
-Screw drama.
-Screw people with drama.
-Screw sex.
-Screw everything.
I just dont understand anything anymore. When did the people of the world decide to permanently fixate their heads up their asses? Jesus tapdancin' christ.
corporatespy:
So uhh whats new pussycat? lol. Dealing with family this weekend but sounds like I need to buy ya a drink next weekend. lol
Im reposting this again because this comic strip speaks to me and it affected me more than anything i have ever read in my entire life. I cried for the first time in months. The last page, im making my back piece. Fuckin runs deep. 8th page reverts back to title, click 9th and keep going.
RIDE, a tragic love comic by Locke
RIDE, a tragic love comic by Locke
trans_dementia:
happy halloween n' schtoof
i got good and drunk on my b-day for you, just like you requested
haha, nah just kiddin'. i didn't get sick.
i got good and drunk on my b-day for you, just like you requested
haha, nah just kiddin'. i didn't get sick.
corporatespy:
we all know trans can't hold his liquer! He prolly fed half the fishes in the lake!
good comic btw!
p.s. good luck at work!
[Edited on Nov 05, 2005 4:18PM]
good comic btw!
p.s. good luck at work!
[Edited on Nov 05, 2005 4:18PM]
This better not ruin my fucking day....
Tad939 [8:00 A.M.]: u lonely ?
RiotOwnzYou [8:01 A.M.]: its 8 am, you fucking pervert
Tad939 [8:01 A.M.]: not nice
RiotOwnzYou [8:02 A.M.]: neither is propositioning someone for sex ONLINE, might i add, at 8 am in the goddamn morning
Tad939 [8:03 A.M.]: now did i proposition ?
RiotOwnzYou [8:03 A.M.]: how the hell do you think "u...
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Tad939 [8:00 A.M.]: u lonely ?
RiotOwnzYou [8:01 A.M.]: its 8 am, you fucking pervert
Tad939 [8:01 A.M.]: not nice
RiotOwnzYou [8:02 A.M.]: neither is propositioning someone for sex ONLINE, might i add, at 8 am in the goddamn morning
Tad939 [8:03 A.M.]: now did i proposition ?
RiotOwnzYou [8:03 A.M.]: how the hell do you think "u...
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corporatespy:
8am?? STOP BEING UP SO EARLY! CRIKEY!
thrasher:
that's all I got
man you get riddled to by some weird folk
that's all I got
man you get riddled to by some weird folk
Ask me anything.
Riot
YAAAAR!
Riot
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corporatespy:
*waits for trans to ask a better question, like "can I see your boobies" or something along those lines*
Okay, I have a question for you... it has been thusly established size DOES matter. It seems women have a 6th sense about these things, do you have X-ray johnson vision? haha... god too much work to get done. I'll yack at ya later when im actually back home.
Okay, I have a question for you... it has been thusly established size DOES matter. It seems women have a 6th sense about these things, do you have X-ray johnson vision? haha... god too much work to get done. I'll yack at ya later when im actually back home.
trans_dementia:
hey.. you didn't answer my questions
haha
haha
Ive noticed lately that i have been an emotional wreck. I mean im ALWAYS an emotional wreck, but it seems to be moreso than ever. My eyes tear up and my throat gets a lump and i try to hold back the tears unsuccessfully. I die more and more each day. Because i think about all of my friends that are over in Iraq. Yeah,...
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blackcasket:
9 months? Try going nearly 22 years without sex.
That's like... 264 months.
That's like... 264 months.
crazyivan:
yeah yeah i know nobody knows me but i'm a marine. i haven't been to iraq yet, but only because 1. i dislocated my hip before the first deployment. 2. i rolled a humvee just before the second deployment.
but i didn't join the military so that i could go to college for free. i joined so that i could do something to protect the freedoms that 9/10 of this country takes for granted.
i have a 2 year old son that i love very much, and i am willing to do anything for him. and if that means i have to go to iraq and live like shit for a year to prevent something that might not ever happen, guess what. still completely worth it. a lot of people think we are over there for no reason. i think that if i am making any sort of stand at all for my sons future freedom and lifestyle then it is completely worth it no matter what the costs are to me or anybody else.
just my opinion
but i didn't join the military so that i could go to college for free. i joined so that i could do something to protect the freedoms that 9/10 of this country takes for granted.
i have a 2 year old son that i love very much, and i am willing to do anything for him. and if that means i have to go to iraq and live like shit for a year to prevent something that might not ever happen, guess what. still completely worth it. a lot of people think we are over there for no reason. i think that if i am making any sort of stand at all for my sons future freedom and lifestyle then it is completely worth it no matter what the costs are to me or anybody else.
just my opinion