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Happy Single Girl Depression Because Mass Consumerism Says We Should Be Day<33333333333333333

A conversation that took place with my best friend Kyle and I about his new "relationship" or whatever twisted thing hes gotten himself into now. I love the boy to death but my jock is bigger then his. Read on.


"My Kyle" [11:22 A.M.]: :-)

RiotOwnzYou [11:22 A.M.]: baby!

"My Kyle" [11:22 A.M.]: i found it.

RiotOwnzYou [11:23 A.M.]: found what?

"My Kyle" [11:24 A.M.]:...
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Swear to god..i do NOTHING to attract these douche bags...and this is what i get....


Gasparbp [1:01 A.M.]: hey can u make ma fantasy come real

RiotOwnzYou [1:03 A.M.]: if your fantasy involves you, tied to a wooden platform over a bathtub with a ball gag in your mouth and a hacksaw in my hand and the only thing you can do is pray for...
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If you havent gathered already, Im a loser who sits in chatrooms all day making fun of people because its the only thing that keeps my sanity... P.S.- if anyone knows how to size pics to an EXACT pixelation, you should let me know, because Hasselhoff has GOTTA go....

Jpcabezon520: HEY JP IN THE HOUSE

Jpcabezon520: ANY GIRLS HERE IF SO ASL PLEEZ

RiotOwnzYou: 14...
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Its amazing how these fucktards never shut up...Read on..

APa7149797 [10:32 P.M.]: you not 14

RiotOwnzYou [10:33 P.M.]: who the fuck are you to tell me what i am and am not?

APa7149797 [10:33 P.M.]: lol, guessing

APa7149797 [10:33 P.M.]: you are fiesty huh

RiotOwnzYou [10:33 P.M.]: you like fiesty 14 yr olds?

APa7149797 [10:34 P.M.]: you sure sounding it

APa7149797 [10:35 P.M.]: would be...
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XxOuTLaW33xX [7:32 P.M.]: youseriously 14?

RiotOwnzYou [7:33 P.M.]: nothin this pretty cant be legal

XxOuTLaW33xX [7:33 P.M.]: ?

RiotOwnzYou [7:33 P.M.]: how old are you?

XxOuTLaW33xX [7:33 P.M.]: im 19

XxOuTLaW33xX [7:35 P.M.]: so u are under age?

RiotOwnzYou [7:36 P.M.]: yeah....turn you on?

XxOuTLaW33xX [7:36 P.M.]: why you like older guys?

RiotOwnzYou [7:37 P.M.]: maybe

RiotOwnzYou [7:37 P.M.]: you like younger girls?

XxOuTLaW33xX [7:37...
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Parteeboy4u: wanna party ???

RiotOwnzYou: can the party consist of me and you locked in a room, no doors, no windows and i slaughter you while your screams go unheard?

When will people learn?

Heres is one of the more interesting shitheads who popped up in my IM catcher.....its long but just keep reading...its worth it.....

Jordan flawser [11:47 P.M.]: u cant handle no soulja girl

RiotOwnzYou [11:47 P.M.]: how do you know what i can and cannot handle?

Jordan flawser [11:48 P.M.]: cause im a soulja and so far i only met 2 gilrs that can handle 1...
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Reason #7874362 why i hate people


Dbk1984 [11:00 P.M.]: you want sex

RiotOwnzYou [11:01 P.M.]: you want castration?

Dbk1984 [11:01 P.M.]: what

Dbk1984 [11:01 P.M.]: no

Dbk1984 [11:33 P.M.]: do you want sex

RiotOwnzYou [11:33 P.M.]: Dbk1984 [11:00 P.M.]: you want sex RiotOwnzYou [11:01 P.M.]: you want castration?

RiotOwnzYou [11:33 P.M.]: we had this conversation 30 minutes ago, douche bag

Dbk1984 [11:33 P.M.]: after we...
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On this day, I wandered into AOLs Phoenix chat and proclaimed

"14 bi f, lookin 4 sum birfday spankins...HOLLA!"

Here is what i got.....

Sprt27 [1:21 P.M.]: hi how are you

RiotOwnzYou [1:21 P.M.]: heya

Sprt27 [1:21 P.M.]: how are you

RiotOwnzYou [1:22 P.M.]: peachy....yourself?

Sprt27 [1:22 P.M.]: me to thank you

Sprt27 [1:22 P.M.]: a/s/l please

RiotOwnzYou [1:23 P.M.]: 14 f Avondale

Sprt27 [1:23...
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When i get bored, i wander into chatrooms and say obsurd things just to amuse myself. This day, i went into AOLs Phoenix room and made this statement :

13, almost 14 bi f, lookin 4 sum souljas, HOLLA!
*"almost 14" meaning my actual birthday is in a couple days*
Heres the response from one gentlemen....

USAFPapi23 [3:00 P.M.]: i just got a question cause...
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