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Man. I'm totally fighting the urge to get a super cute puppy from my friend. Zuess could have a playmate. I don't think the time is right yet, but damn those little pit bull pups are fucking cute!

P.S.-It's never a good idea to act like a shitbag in a place where you like to hang out.

Yeah, so I stole this from my friends myspace account and am posting it here. Partly because it's about Chuck Norris *cringe* but mostly because it's fuckin' hilarious.

15 Little Known Facts About Chuck Norris

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond,...
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Today I threw some drunk Australian asshole out of my work for being a dick and being mean to the waitress. It was fun, I haven't gotten a chance to throw anyone out for a while.

P.S.- humility is a trait best learned from yourself.

Did I mention that I was Buddy Christ for Halloween? Well, I was. So there.

P.S.- Yes, I am well aware that I am not attractive to alien life forms. So what?

I wish that my backpack had jets.

P.S.-I think I'm imploding.

Finally! A weekend with nothing already planned to do. I just get to do whatever I want! Hell yes! Laundry, dog washin', and movie watchin'. I'll get everything important done for a change, and not feel rushed. On the down side I just paid about $650 in bills. But wait there's still a bright side. I'm still nowhere near broke.

Wow! My computer will turn me into a maniacal killer if this keeps up! Sunufabitch!

Man! I love me some titties!

It occured to me recently that the more you know some people the more you dislike them. They seem alright at first, but then through time you totally learn to just genuinely distrust and dislike them. It's kinda funny because you start to doubt yourself and your ability to spot a fake, but hey, FUCK IT! Sometimes they just fly under your radar. Simple as...
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Wow, so many online journals and so little to say. My friend skurvette just joined. That's pretty sweet. I got me a sweet new belt buckle yesterday too! Yeehaw! We went to see SupremePizzaMan's graduation portfolio at the Art Institute , and ended up in Pike Place Market afterward. I've been watching a new show (via DVD), called Dead Like Me. It fuckin' ROCKS!...
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I'm a closed-in basketcase. Or maybe I'm just a homebody. Or maybe I'm just fat and lazy. I just don't like going out much anymore, and when I do it's only a couple of hours at a time. Oh wait I got it, I'm old and boring. AWESOME!

My update. My dog has healed now, the stitches are out. He's totally a mild mannered eunich now. Yeah, whatever he's still totally fucking spastic, and as loveable as ever. However he now has a bald ass like a baboon. Wacky vets.