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Riddle me this, Batman...
Why do people walk up escalators? I'm on the escalator cuz I'm tired and lazy. If you want some exercise, walk up the stairs. Weirdos.

Oh yeah, it's my birthday! I got the best present EVER: a bass guitar signed by all 4 members of Black Sabbath! AND it says "I am Iron Man". Holy crap, I don't even know what...
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oh baby. finals over, and me still alive. i don't so much even care how well i did/did not do. it's over. *sigh*. now i can read books for fun and drink without guilt and max the credit card on christmas presents. i love buying shit for people.
oh and what am i getting for christmas? a fucking wisdom tooth. what a fantastic treat. bah....
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my god. if i didn't have two essays due and two finals on monday, i'd sit here and write stories about how i love las vegas but hate being thought of as a shoe bomber at the airport, how i hate america west airlines and when the government mistakenly thinks i'm deceased and when the library nazi won't let me take coffee upstairs to study...
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ummm okay. so i get my mail today, and there's a flier for one of those charity lotteries in which i can win fantastic prizes while appeasing my sense of social responsibility by telling myself this is the best way to solve the problems in my society. however, the proverbial kicker is this: this lottery is to provide "hope thru homes" and end homelessness. which...
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things are rarely as bad as they seem.

my apartment is infested with ladybugs.

my body is tired.

things that rule: vegas. vampyre vodka. vampire wine (a product of transylvania). boys who are cute. finishing schoolwork. mel.
i hate school. and essays. and reading. and all this shit. i'd pretty much like to get money for nothing (and chicks for free). anyone?

Today i learned:
1) areolae are like sponges!
2) second nipple piercings hurt much more than the first ones.
ummm...so far that's all. but hopefully soon i learn lots of developmental psychology, cuz i'm pretty sure my midterm has almost, if not totally, nothing to do with nipples.

the amount of food i've just consumed is ridiculous. i have a midterm on tuesday and i know nothing. tomorrow is a holiday so i'm getting my nipples pierced. i both love and hate school, and i'm far too excited about going to vegas. i am the most uninteresting person EVER. goodnight.

ugh just finished booking my trip to vegas. what a motherfucking headache that was! but now i get a vacation right smack in the middle of the worst month EVER. i freaking hate november, it has nothing going for it. except vegas, now. i get to leave the cold and school and work for 4 freaking days. that rules. but my eyes hurt from looking...
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my cat is so cute that sometimes i'm afraid i'm going to crush his tiny little skull. school blows. but soon i will get to go to vegas. hurrah!
rant for today:
who the fuck puts their gum under a table? especially when there is a plethora of readily available paper products which it could be wrapped in and disposed of. and it can't always...
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now, i could have sworn i wrote in here yesterday. am i crazy? what the crap? anyhow, went to see carl cox last night n it was wicked fun. hurray for seeing a bunch of friends in the same place at the same time for the first time in awhile. hurray for belvedere on the rocks. and hurray for mike and the "jump on it"...
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i am sooo pissed off. there aren't even words strong enough. and it's worse, cuz it's about work and i hate that i care. see, when i asked for a raise (god forbid, the last one was almost a year and a half ago, and it's been the only one in my current position in *2 years* of working it...) i was told that...
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