From swoo

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He's trying to kill me, and that makes him the coolest fackin' person on the planet. But we already knew that when he screamed fappo at me, didnt we?

Ayup.

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He can write. No, I mean really. He paints these pictures in my head that...I can't even talk about that here. Porn site or not, it's just too dirty.

You have to love a guy that likes Del, The State, and Sifl & Olly. It doesn't get much better.