rectum

Remember back when you saw your mom naked for the very first time and you felt that funny tingly sensation in the crotch of your fuzzy pjamas? In all my years no woman has ever come close to making me feel that way again. All this time i've wasted with wrothless harlots and treacherous whores when what i've been seeking has been right under my...
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Now I'm in a happy place where the walls sing and the flowers dance.... my intestines can be used as a gift.

Tengo montones de sopa en mis pantalones.

I am a worthless piece of shit unworthy of the air I breathe and I pray for death.

rickroyal:

At least you're not bitter about it.

Nov 20, 2003

pureblu12225:

geez and I thought I had it bad ...

Nov 20, 2003

I just don't understand these breeders at all... I mean if the stupid lady didn't want me to kick her baby why did she leave the damn stroller in the middle of the sidewalk? Sigh... so anyway I may be facing jail time.

I like to be manhandled by large angry sailors.

enelysion:

Hmmph...I don't know how to respond to that...maybe a visit to the docks is in order?

Nov 18, 2003

My collection of human body parts has expanded significantly over the past few days (yay ebay) . There's hardly any room left in my freezer. At the rate I am amassing assorted limbs, torsos, craniums and sundry features I should have enough raw material to begin assembling my hideous abomination to mankind in no time. Ahh if only I had the spark of life... that...
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It has recently been brought to my attention that my sternum has become possessed by the spirit of a 14th centruy BC cacodemon. Over the past 72 hours it has forced me to perpetrate great atrocities in the name of Urox. In order to prevent further bloodshed I am curently seeking out methods to remove my sternum while still maintaining the integrity of my thoracic...
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fallen1carus:

please do, this sounds like a risky operation.

Nov 16, 2003

POOP spelled backwards is POOP

ally:

POOP is one of the best words every
well except poo

Nov 16, 2003

Things I hate:

People
Women
Sex
Happiness
You
Myself

That is all

phoolsfire:

did your cable get cut off?

Nov 15, 2003

rectum:

indeed

Nov 16, 2003

There is no solace nor respite from this delirium... what began with the best of intentions has devolved into a hideous nightmare of truly abysmal proportions.... in the dark now... there is a drive within me so powerful that it completely takes over my sense of reasons and values. Every day of my dark-glassed life I am at the mercy of this insane maddening lust...
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