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Well today in the bathroom at Wendy's I was grabbed and molested, then he cut off my head and drained my blood into the toilet and flushed it. What a crappy day.

I like spitting on people in wheelchairs its almost as fun as beating up old people. So this dumb bitch wheels right up to me and asks me what time it is so I spit right in her fat fucking face, bet she never saw that one coming. She just kinda sat there with tihis stupid stunned look on her face. The best part is...
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I have ED (Erectile Disfunction)

OMFG!!!! BILL FROM 4TH PERIOD ENGLISH CLASS SAID HE LIKE ME TODAY!!!! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY THAT TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!

Its amazing the kind of people you meet while masturbating in the restrooms and bath houses of America. Today while spanking myself silly in the Arby's restroom I met a kindred who wanted to be known only as T-Machine. I told him my name was Antonio and we jerked in unison for nealy a quarter of an hour. And what a machine he was! His...
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So today I decided to jerk off in the restroom of this local sports bar. I wanted to bring a more blue collar feel to my quest. Half way through my vigorous rubbing this huge John Goodman looking guy came busting through the door. Now I was toally into it with my head tilted way back and my mouth wide open. I must have been...
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Today my jerk quest, as it where, found me rubbing it at a U.S. Post Office. I was a little afraid of being caught. I'm not sure if the penalties for public lewdness are greater inside of a government facility. There just might be some special provision in the Patriot Act against just such a thing. Despite that, my desire for wacking it in public...
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After months of revulsion I believe I am finally beginning to like the taste of my own urine. This comes as welcome news, I now know that my valiant struggle has not been in vain. I masturbated in the lumber aisle of Home Depot today. A sticky mess was left behind an unsuspecting pile of 2x4s. I am certian that it is nothing those brave...
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I masturbated at olive garden today. I rubbed one off right in the men's room stall and the best part is that I didn't even wash my hands afterwards. Bon Appetite MotherFuckers!

I sure hope no one reads this but lately I've been having fantasies about butt fucking my neighbor's dog. Its not a whloly unattractive dog so I really don't see anything wrong with that.

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I know you fuckers hang off every damn word that I write. The deafening silence is staunch proof of this. Sometimes I think I am just too so-FIST-icated for this interweb thing. I should be getting published or something. I believe that suicide girls is starting to lose some of its novetly. Its like when you favourite band that no one has...
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I've been dating this beautiful Brazilian girl for nearly a year. I love her more than any woman I've ever dated.

Her curly dark hair flows down her back like a waterfall in midnight. Her eyes are almond shaped and mysteriously blue.

Her lips are red and full like rose petals touched by morning dew.

She has a body to die for. Guys are always...
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