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Some days the dark and dirty monster of life grabs me by the balls and slams my head against a brick wall and asks "have you paid your dues pal?" mad

And I answer the same as I would in any situation where my jems are at steak. Yes sir, the check is in the mail.
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jacinda:
where you go? frown kiss
littlequeenie:
again....................where are you?
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For a guy who hasn't been on roller skates for twenty years,
(that's right, twenty.) I looked like tony hawk last night with all of the eight and nine year old kids. biggrin
littlequeenie:
you went sk8ing....(how's that for nine years old?) how fun. I keep saying that I want to go skating, but I just never do, probably b/c I'd feel silly among all the 12 year old kids.... tongue
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Another beautiful day to play hookie. biggrin
littlequeenie:
very naughty wink tongue wink
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I was walking out at the beach with my kids when a little boy said "look daddy a seshell". A thundering voice replied
PUT THAT DOWN YOU LITTLE FUCKER.



I really feel proud of how good a dad I am.
littlequeenie:
hahahaha that's a funny story....well sort of.
I find it amazing how parent's talk to their kids sometimes.
I don't think I could ever call a kid "a little fucker" to his/her face.
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Like a CHUMP I did it all for the nookie!!!
I'm not a stupid man, and I don't open my wallet for everybody.

However, I was married for almost ten years and right now my wife is under some pig bastard. After all that time it's hard to acclimate back to a dating scene, not that I was great at it before...
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vim:
dude...have you EVER had a stroke of GOOD luck??

where you at this weekend?

\\m/

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!



It's not a bad thing, but I'm gonna sit home alone, watch dirty movies and get Really Really DRUNK.
vim:
happy new year dude

'bout time we get together again eh?

whats your week look like?
bohogirl:
Happy New Year!

Sounds like everyone I know had a really uneventful evening - including me (and about 30 other people), at what was supposed to be a huge party/gathering of old friends up in Reno.

Heh... are we getting old or is there something strange going on?
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!

I hope it's a great holiday for all.
All my love and best wishes.
smile smile smile smile smile
bohogirl:
Merry Christmas to you too darling!

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How can I be so busy for just one Holiday?
jacinda:
mmmmmmmmm present from you! YUMMY! merry christmas to you too baby! kiss kiss kiss kiss my present to you kiss kiss kiss kiss
littlequeenie:
well it's about time you updated. I thought maybe you were sucked into a black hole or something.

Yeah the Holiday season is crazy......hang in there.
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I just slept for 14 hours straight. eeek
vim:
lazy bitch!!
bohogirl:
What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!

PS: why is everyone slacking on SG?
(myself included)
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Whats been goin on??


I couldn't figure out how to change my journal, they changed every thing.
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littlequeenie:
Welcome Back! I missed ya. I hope you don't take a long vacation from SG again for a while
jasonxstar:
hey i was thinking about starting a SGSR group cus i have noticed there is quite a few members in the area so im gonna check to see if can get the group up.then maybe we can plan like events and such.

jstar
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I love saturdays. Just peace and quiet, good movies and alot of boozin'.
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vim:
where you at cracka?
littlequeenie:
where have ya been. Your missed!
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FRIDAY NIGHT!!
FRIDAY NIGHT!!
FRIDAY NIGHT!!
FRIDAY NIGHT!!
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bohogirl:
Man!
I'm so sorry to have to tell you this, but the Universe Saving meeting was last night! I was wondering where you were.

Oh well... since you don't have to do that, why don't you go have a drink or two and save a girl or two from having to go home alone?

(apparently, extreme stress turns me into a smart-ass... hmm)
littlequeenie:
what's planned for the weekend?