GETTING TO KNOW YOUR REX.
Since most of you folks who read my crap don't really know me, I figured I'd school you on some of my lesser known facts. WARNING: It's a long one. oOoOo!
The Basics
Since most of you folks who read my crap don't really know me, I figured I'd school you on some of my lesser known facts. WARNING: It's a long one. oOoOo!
The Basics
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- I went to school at first with the intention of becoming a neurosurgeon. Then I learned just how cutthroat the medical professional is. Also, the amount of time and money required to become a full-fledged doctor. So I switched to Psychology with emphasis in Cognitive Neuroscience (but not before thinking about History and Sociology first). Now I'm a fuggin' photographer. Don't ask me how that came to be.
- I would say I'm mostly Liberal, but I do have a Conservative outlook for certain topics. I support a woman's right to choose, the legalization of marijuana, greater taxing of the upper class and affirmative action. Yet I want stricter border enforcement, a strong military presence and remain hard on crime, which includes upholding the death penalty. I won't take sides until I have heard arguments from both sides and make up my own mind rather than follow blindly based on what either party says. One thing about politics, as with most things in life, is there are no absolutes.
- You may think I'm kidding about being a dork, but I'm not. I know WAY too much about contemporary pop culture; the 70s, 80s and 90s as well. Comics (including manga), video games and fancy techno doodads are my escape from reality, possibly my bane... I also have a mind like a steel trap when it comes to the world of entertainment. You give me the most obscure quote from a movie and I'll almost always know what movie it was from, the year it was made, who starred, composed and directed it, and maybe - just maybe - who supplied craft services during production. Furthermore, I have the uncanny ability to find almost anything non-governmental related on the internet in 10 minutes or less. Depends on the strength of my wireless connection.
- I studied five forms of martial arts between ages 4 and 17. I had to stop because I have an "irregular heart condition" that cannot be explained further than that by doctors. I'd certainly call it irregular too if it's nearly killed me twice. Anyways, my highest level was Brown belt in Kung Fu and Karate; Green in Bok Fu, Tai Chi and Tae Kwan Do. I also studied Jeet Kun Do for a brief time. Although I've been out of it for nearly eight years, I could still hold my own. But I can't do double back flips and shit...
- I usually become "dad" to a good majority of my female friends. Although I do care about them and their feelings, it can be annoying. Hell, ladies! You sometimes annoy yourselves with your own emotions. How do you think I feel?! haha And I don't mean giving my two cents to a friend who's seriously stressed about something, I mean acting LIKE A DAD to girls who just don't have a lick of sense. Ex: "Are you going to wear that outdoors? Put a coat on!"; "Why do you like wasting your time with boys with no ambition? He has no job, for Christ's sake!"; "Pass me a banana, I'm going to show you how to put a condom on properly."
- On a similar note, I usually do weird shit when I have a camera in my hands, such as pose with produce. In fact, some folks are still eagerly awaiting some new produce shots. I don't know what they like more; me being random gripping some sizable melons or suggestively posing with a juicy cucumber.
- I would say I'm mostly Liberal, but I do have a Conservative outlook for certain topics. I support a woman's right to choose, the legalization of marijuana, greater taxing of the upper class and affirmative action. Yet I want stricter border enforcement, a strong military presence and remain hard on crime, which includes upholding the death penalty. I won't take sides until I have heard arguments from both sides and make up my own mind rather than follow blindly based on what either party says. One thing about politics, as with most things in life, is there are no absolutes.
- You may think I'm kidding about being a dork, but I'm not. I know WAY too much about contemporary pop culture; the 70s, 80s and 90s as well. Comics (including manga), video games and fancy techno doodads are my escape from reality, possibly my bane... I also have a mind like a steel trap when it comes to the world of entertainment. You give me the most obscure quote from a movie and I'll almost always know what movie it was from, the year it was made, who starred, composed and directed it, and maybe - just maybe - who supplied craft services during production. Furthermore, I have the uncanny ability to find almost anything non-governmental related on the internet in 10 minutes or less. Depends on the strength of my wireless connection.
- I studied five forms of martial arts between ages 4 and 17. I had to stop because I have an "irregular heart condition" that cannot be explained further than that by doctors. I'd certainly call it irregular too if it's nearly killed me twice. Anyways, my highest level was Brown belt in Kung Fu and Karate; Green in Bok Fu, Tai Chi and Tae Kwan Do. I also studied Jeet Kun Do for a brief time. Although I've been out of it for nearly eight years, I could still hold my own. But I can't do double back flips and shit...
- I usually become "dad" to a good majority of my female friends. Although I do care about them and their feelings, it can be annoying. Hell, ladies! You sometimes annoy yourselves with your own emotions. How do you think I feel?! haha And I don't mean giving my two cents to a friend who's seriously stressed about something, I mean acting LIKE A DAD to girls who just don't have a lick of sense. Ex: "Are you going to wear that outdoors? Put a coat on!"; "Why do you like wasting your time with boys with no ambition? He has no job, for Christ's sake!"; "Pass me a banana, I'm going to show you how to put a condom on properly."
- On a similar note, I usually do weird shit when I have a camera in my hands, such as pose with produce. In fact, some folks are still eagerly awaiting some new produce shots. I don't know what they like more; me being random gripping some sizable melons or suggestively posing with a juicy cucumber.
Rex's Weirdo Qualities
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1) Whenever I accidentally stub my toe or run/walk into anything or get into an argument but I don't get heard, I start yelling in my own version of Japanese which is nothing more than gutteral gibberish.
2) When I go to sleep, I usually lay on my stomach and have the sheet over my head. When I wake up, I'm laying on my back, and the sheet's either down to my feet or hanging off the bed and clumped on the floor.
3) I can't stand it when people sneeze, and blow and/or pick their nose while sitting at their table in a restaurant. I immediately lose my appetite. Have the common decency to get up and do that shit in the restroom. Or else I'll get up and punch you in the throat.
4) I tend to talk to animals. In Spanish. You can't call that weird though because they seem to understand me.
5) I hate my body hair. I wish I could afford electrolysis for my entire body (with exception to my scalp and facial hair, of course).
6) I have snippets of clairvoyance when dreaming. It may be days, months or even a year before it actually comes to pass, but once it happens, I immediately remember me dreaming about it and always curse not attempting to see if I could change the results. *sigh*
2) When I go to sleep, I usually lay on my stomach and have the sheet over my head. When I wake up, I'm laying on my back, and the sheet's either down to my feet or hanging off the bed and clumped on the floor.
3) I can't stand it when people sneeze, and blow and/or pick their nose while sitting at their table in a restaurant. I immediately lose my appetite. Have the common decency to get up and do that shit in the restroom. Or else I'll get up and punch you in the throat.
4) I tend to talk to animals. In Spanish. You can't call that weird though because they seem to understand me.
5) I hate my body hair. I wish I could afford electrolysis for my entire body (with exception to my scalp and facial hair, of course).
6) I have snippets of clairvoyance when dreaming. It may be days, months or even a year before it actually comes to pass, but once it happens, I immediately remember me dreaming about it and always curse not attempting to see if I could change the results. *sigh*
Rex's Not So Spectacularly Naughty Wants List
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Decent Head: I've gotten head THREE fucking times in my life. That's it. Tres. Only one was so-so; the other two were like glorified handjobs. You know who you bastards are, the girls who suck the head lazily and sometimes use a little tongue while jacking the shaft. How DARE you. I may not be Lexington Steele or Peter North for that matter... but I'm not Ron Jeremy! Deep throat me once. It's not like you're gonna gag. *Rex makes unofficial sign for 'teeny tiny' with his fingers* Oh yeah, and I guess swallow at least once. Might as well see what that's all about.
Fingerbanging: You know I've never fingered a chick? I shit you not. My tongue has been active for sure, but I've never knuckled up and gave a gal a stiff one. And by "stiff one", I mean my index finger. When I was younger, I thought it was, um, unsanitary. But now? Fuck it. I gotta whole bunch of shit to do before I'm too old to experiment. And according to my calculations, I have less than six months before I'm embarrassingly behind on "normal" sex acts.
Leaving My Mark: Roughly put, I wanna jizz on a woman. Doesn't matter so much where it lands, only that it does. Naturally, she has to be into it too. There's something so visceral... animalistic about that. Similar in a sense to a dog marking his territory. It's a bad analogy I know, but I imagine that's what it's like. As one of my pals should remember from a conversation we had long ago... "Yeah! My DNA's on your face! Now you're mine!"
Butt Luv: You KNOW this was coming. It shouldn't be that horrible a request now since every woman and her grandmother's doing it these days. Sure, there are a lot of factors involved in having a pleasurable experience when traveling on the Hershey Highway. But if you can't handle it, then I'll be sure to bring plenty of lube and topical Novocaine.
A Foursome: No, not a threesome. A foursome. Me and three ladies. Why? BECAUSE. I don't need to explain myself to you, ya bastards! And you shouldn't be looking at me like that; I KNOW you've done far worse shit than I. I'm only writing about the things I want to do/try, while most of you fucking deviants have already done most if not all of this. But I digress... I want three women freshly showered and nude on my bed, thank you. Of course, they have to be happy to see me.
Fingerbanging: You know I've never fingered a chick? I shit you not. My tongue has been active for sure, but I've never knuckled up and gave a gal a stiff one. And by "stiff one", I mean my index finger. When I was younger, I thought it was, um, unsanitary. But now? Fuck it. I gotta whole bunch of shit to do before I'm too old to experiment. And according to my calculations, I have less than six months before I'm embarrassingly behind on "normal" sex acts.
Leaving My Mark: Roughly put, I wanna jizz on a woman. Doesn't matter so much where it lands, only that it does. Naturally, she has to be into it too. There's something so visceral... animalistic about that. Similar in a sense to a dog marking his territory. It's a bad analogy I know, but I imagine that's what it's like. As one of my pals should remember from a conversation we had long ago... "Yeah! My DNA's on your face! Now you're mine!"
Butt Luv: You KNOW this was coming. It shouldn't be that horrible a request now since every woman and her grandmother's doing it these days. Sure, there are a lot of factors involved in having a pleasurable experience when traveling on the Hershey Highway. But if you can't handle it, then I'll be sure to bring plenty of lube and topical Novocaine.
A Foursome: No, not a threesome. A foursome. Me and three ladies. Why? BECAUSE. I don't need to explain myself to you, ya bastards! And you shouldn't be looking at me like that; I KNOW you've done far worse shit than I. I'm only writing about the things I want to do/try, while most of you fucking deviants have already done most if not all of this. But I digress... I want three women freshly showered and nude on my bed, thank you. Of course, they have to be happy to see me.
Lastly, I want my next dog to be this fearless (or slightly stupid, some would say)...
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Hey... Hey Rex...
Look what I found.
*squee*