Friday Jan 22, 2010

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nymph:

Freddy was a sexy beast.

tiger_fodder:

I miss you,a lot!

Thursday Jan 21, 2010

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By all means, people, don't disable the key tone option on your phones. It's fantastic that we get to hear every letter that you're typing.

*on a side note: My orange had the cutest little orange growing inside it! Today's going to be a good day.

Monday Jan 18, 2010

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If your nose ring ever falls out and into your keyboard don't think you'll get it out by turning it upside down and shaking, because it'll make it more stuckThe more you know. [Insert PSA shooting star]
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fadetoblack:

yeah the box reminds me of those other pet related products which totally cater to the owner: like fish-shaped dog food, thats totally something the owner would find cute or something.

ya know, their 'large' size would probably be a child's size snuggie

pixiebumm:

Where were you last year when my lip ring did that? Oh, what I wouldn't have given for that bit of wisdom 12 months or so earlier. smile

Monday Jan 11, 2010

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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done.
fadetoblack:

'throwing' flames........? why thats quite possibly the ballsiest idea in history, come to think of it...

Monday Jan 04, 2010

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This can of whoop-ass I just opened smells a little funny. I think it's off.
I knew I shouldn't have bought generic.
candycrimson:

Hahaha, you make me laugh silly girl! smile

fadetoblack:

damn you goodwill!

Sunday Dec 27, 2009

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The founder (lady at the far left in the first picture) of my old dance school passed away on Chritmas morning of pancreatic cancer. We all knew it was going to happen, she was old and very sick so it was actualy a blessing for her to not be in pain anymore. She mean't so much to my family. I danced from age 3-19...
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tiger_fodder:

I'm so very sorry to hear about your loss. Keep her in your heart always. kiss

Monday Dec 14, 2009

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tiger_fodder:

That is too funny!

Wednesday Dec 02, 2009

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Be sure to check out my new band Walco.
We play only Wilco songs but all in the key of A wink





I've had this song in my head all fucking day:



Hmmm... Why is there a ^ and a < and a > but no down?

HEAD/DESK
tiger_fodder:

I like it!
...what is this: v? wink

Tuesday Dec 01, 2009

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Oh, watermelon, why must you be so delicious? They ought to call you "water-effin'-hell-yeah!-melon." That or "Tom." Whichever.
fadetoblack:

tom has a billion friends, just like watermelon

Monday Nov 30, 2009

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I feel like my body got hacked today.
All programs running slow.
Reboot did nothing.

Tuesday Nov 24, 2009

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Wanna see me juggle?
I'm juggling right now.
It's pretty amazing.
You'd be super impressed if you could see me.
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fadetoblack:

you're such a juggling tease

nessieoutlaw:

i can juggle only with two things. i'm not skilled enough for three