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MELODRAMA! Whoo! Man, my life seems filled with it lately. What the hell, I mean, is this drama karma? Sounds like an emo band.

Oh, so now the rapist rumors have resurfaced, like a bloated festering corpse. Now I'm a rapist with more rapes in my past and I force girls to drink. When Jeff and I heard this rumor we both had the same...
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People never cease to confound me. It strikes me that people never really have their acts together, and most realize this about themselves. Why then, are they so exclusionary? I mean, if you are having, say, an existential crisis concerning growing up, why then do many refuse to stray from their path? Why are people afraid of new people and experiences? If you move into...
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So the semester is gearing up, cogs churning and producing sparks. Due to the classes I'm taking this semster I might just get out of here in 4 years after all, quite a shock.

February is the light at the end of the ISP tunnel. My experience in January proves the misleading nature of averages. Meaning: this month I had either really great times or...
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Since the crisis has been averted I should probably update. I just talked with the girl I hooked up with about her friends publicly saying I am a rapist and she says that she has and will continue to straighten them out. To a certain degree I think the damage has been done, I have still been given a black mark of sketch. Girls will...
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It's official, the world is fucking against me. My ex-girlfriend hates me for any number of reasons both contrived and a few not. The friends of this one girl I hooked up with want her to press charges against me because she was drunk and high at the time. So apparently consentual sex, albeit in mutually altered states (I wasn't high but I was drunk)...
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Something is burning deep inside me. I go to the doctors and they all look afraid. It's going to escape, erupt, I know it. The bubbles excitedly reach the surface and I can barely hold them back. Now the flood gates are corroding, this is the end of all you know and love. There is nothing to be done to stop...

Ok, Jeff, Terry, and...
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So it is pretty apparent that no one cares what I think about DOA4. That's ok, I won't take it TOO personally.

How can you get up, turn off an alarm, go back to bed, and not remember any of it? I've done this two days in a row now and today it made me miss class. Seriously, can someone pass me a study on...
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Well my plans failed. Laura was just too loyal to Maia to let Jeff date her. Now as a result she has gotten back with Dave and Jeff is probably going to get with Maia. This might not mean much to anyone else but to me this is a grvious pair of tragedies. This next semester will be chock full of dramady (comedic drama).

I...
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So this week in meddling: I'm trying to hook my friends Laura and Jeff up. They are both rarely single and even more rarely with people who appreciate them. They are two of my best friends at this God damned school and they are also both totally great people. They're both the type of person who buys significant others "just because presents", which says a...
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It's that time again. ISPs are amongst us and they spell only one thing: trouble. I have yet to succeed in one of these endeavors. My first was on Mark Twain and his works. I wrote 50 some odd pages of analysis and it still wasn't good enough, mostly because the guidelines I was held to were so flexible as to be gaseous. Then as...
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I went to Gainesvillle just recently where I pretty much just worked out. I also partied a bit and watched Death Race 2000. Seriously, why are depictions of the year 2000 from the 60's and 70's so much cooler than the year 2000 actually turned out. New millenium: you've let us all down.

I recall there being some various morsels worthy of sharing with the...
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Dear me,

This is a letter from the past. Seriously dude, stop being a pansy. You see something you want, go for it. In the long run it won't really matter. Life accomplishments might eventually matter but for now, have some fun.

Sincerely good advice,
Ian