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Accent Blog:

I guess this accent thing is floating around SG.



And the questions for anyone that wishes to try this out for themselves.
- Your name.
- Where you're from.
- Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr,...
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I guess this accent thing is floating around SG.



And the questions for anyone that wishes to try this out for themselves.
- Your name.
- Where you're from.
- Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
- What...
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RULES OF WAR / 1. Don't forget nothing. / 2. Have your musket clean as a whistle, hatchet scoured, sixty rounds powder and ball, and be ready to march at a minute's warning. / 3. When you're on the march, act the way you would if you was sneaking up on a deer. See the enemy first. / 4. Tell the truth about what you...
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Decided to cut back on the drinking. Now, push me to work out more.

I have upgrade my condition in the past week from "I'm okay! Really! Really! You can give me my belt back, now!" to just past "Cautiously optimistic."

Also, if I ever have kids, I'm naming the oldest Strike One.

Bring it on motherfuckers! You think I'm down?! I just kicked your ass so bad you don't even know it, bitch.

This is the last blog I'll write in my 20's. Love you all!

What the hell

I'm 30. Ennui ennui yada yada. Make me feel better through material possessions.

I went to see Princess Bride on the big screen, tonight. I swear, there wasn't a single moment I wasn't smiling.

I started the day doing a cash audit. I spent the afternoon overseeing the installation of a new IT system. I spent the late afternoon in the bakery prepping pastries.

By completely ignoring everyone, I had an okay day at work.

So a little background about that scary ass blog post from yesterday. But I'M OKAY! (Enough.)

I went to the optometrist yesterday. He's checking things out and starts talking about how I have all this weird scarring on one of my corneas. The thing is we can't figure out when or how it happened. So that's bad enough.

Then he tells me my optic nerves...
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According to the optometrist, between the massive, unexplained coroneal scarring and grossly enlarged optic nerve, I should be in constant pain. Yay.

But I'm not. Which IS good.