poeticdesires

so in awesomeness news: i got a call from the local theatre union and i'm going on a call tomorrow at merriwhether, where i will most likely be shoving boxing around for four hours in the blistering heat at about $13/hr, so YEAH!!! i think i have a new job, allbeit random as fuck.
yeah for some good news in the starting adulthood section of...
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i was in best buy today n i almost fainted.
CRYBABY, the john waters and johnny depp muscial callaboration, is ON DVD!!!
not to be outdone, DARIA: THE MOVIE is also on DVD!!!

so, i was left with the heart wrenching decision: johnny or daria? johnny or daria?

i choose...















daria.
n why, u may ask, cause crybaby is even listed in favorite films section...
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fuck yes.
my pay raise at my job just came through today. $1.50 per hour.
booyay

so, i do not divulge this information often, but for a while i have had a slight phobia of male genitalia.
i'm afraid of cocks.
n i think my fear stems from two encounters with guys who sort of shoved their dicks on me without my consent. so, to try to counteract this phobia, i joined a group dedicated to dick. i think this was...
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oh my gosh.
ok, so i went to the stripclub again, and since it was a thursday night, it was kinda slow. but...anastacia was there again. n i got another lap dance. n SHIT, she's sooo fucking good
she n this other stripper were talkin about how she can spank people well. so i'm like, ok spank me. i hike up my skirt n she...
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i luv this time of the year, so many b-days. today is another friend's b-day (HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEROY ), so i have an excuse to go back to the stripclub.
i'm all giddy with anticipation of my return.

cash: check
smell nice: check
hot outfit: check

this is gonna be fun...again

sure way to make sure i'm alone in my office and have lots of privacy....play dirty dancing on my laptop.
stupid guys at my work. but they r kinda cute, when they're not stupid.

i have to move out of my apartment in four weeks, not six as i thought. i don't have another job set up. my work wants me to stay, but i have to still be a student (ie i have to take a class to keep my job). i don't want to say it, but i think the hell of all hells might happen.
i...
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so i know everyone is eager to know all the delicious exploits of my birthday. well, here is my attempt to remember all the fun:

brief synopsis: work, masturbation, sleep, movie, shower, masturbation, stripclub, denny's, sleep

12am i watched Blow Out with a roommate, we realized 25 minutes into the show i had turned 22
2am-6:15am i worked a shift where all i managed...
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so when i have a sugar craving, i rush to the kitchen, make a big cup of country time lemonade, and i chug it down without stopping. my craving is just so bad, i have to have it NOW. so, it gets me wondering, will i be that manic about satisfying my sexual cravings when i finally get someone to play with? i like to...
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i just read a semi old thread in SG blacks about people's preference between the words "dick" and "cock." the best thing i heard, tho, and made me literally luagh out loud, was when this one guy said: "i prefer the word dick. why would i wanna call me penis a chicken?"

people are so damn funny.

i never thought that a national holiday could get me horny, n yet i was on edge most of the time when i was with my family. it didn't help that one of my cousins had a VERY low cut shirt on with LOTS of clevage showing. n before people start getting grossed out, this was a family by friendship gathering. ie it's cool for...
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