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Ok, yeah- it was a joke, played on to me, and I now feel the need to try it out on others-and the punchline should be:

You(or whomever you're telling the story to)ask: 'What was in the bag?'

To which you reply:

'None of your fucking business'

It was bad, I'm sorry-I got userlame on that one a while back...

Well when you make it here, know you've got a place to stay. My couch is always open to you.

A hitchhiker story-I got one for you.

I was riding to the east side of Madison, from Sun Prairie, and hadn't yet left town when I saw a man standing on the side of the on ramp to 151.

I wouldn't normally pick up a hitchhiker, but-he was carrying a large military duffel bag. My roommate is in the military, and I thought, why not-if he's a soldier or in the military, he must be all right. So I proceeded to pick him up.

He put the duffel bag(sack) in the back seat, and I asked him how far he was going, he assured me, as far as I could take him into Madison.

I tried to start off a conversation with him, and my first thought was that bag. So I asked him, what's in the bag? To which he so kindly responded 'None of your fucking business!'.

I couldn't believe it, here I was picking this guy up, doing him a favor, and he says that to me. So I apologize-though I don't think I'm wrong by asking him that question, and try to steer the conversation a bit. I asked him if he was in the military(because of the bag, I thought), but he wasn't. This really peaked my curiousity about his bag-so I decided to ask him again-"If you're not in th military, what do you have in that bag?", and again, this prick says the same thing "None of your fucking business!"

I stopped talking at that point, and I want this guy out of the car. I pulled over to the nearest gas station, and tell him I have to get gas. He says thats fine, he has to use the bathroom anyway. Before he left the car though, I felt compelled to apologize again about offending him, so I told him "Look, I wasn't trying to be nosey, I was just curious about the bag is all", and he says to me "Well, it's none of your fucking business", and he walks to the bathroom inside.

I said fuck it, I'm ditching this asshole while he's inside. It wasn't until later though, I noticed that I had left with his bag still in my back seat...

Yaay!! Come make my place girly...

Thanks for the love... I needed that

3 weeks at mom's with no car? I can imagine it at my end, and that isn't pretty at all. My thoughts are with you.

i'll come over and draw huge penises all over your walls. see how you like that. i wanna see your band, when are you playin? we're at the annex july 9th and the high noon saloon on the 31st. talk to you lata

Sounds like your life is good-and yes, the weather outside yesterday and today is nice. I think summer is finally peaking it's head around the corner...

East or West? I know a girl at the east side, if you're there-you're in good shape, she's very nice...

Breakups suck. I'm there with ya.

Yeah, despite my efforts, I can't seem to avoid bad luck. Maybe it's just the way I look at it though. I think I'm a good person, but fate apparently doesn't...

Yeah, having sex with a brand new person while you have someone @ home who loves you alot is very impowering!!!!

yeah where were you? come hang out with us!

I've never seen 'Truth or Dare', but I have been tempted to...

Yeah, Chicago is fun, but expensive-not to mention, traffic sucks. I almost took the train down instead of driving, would have been funner I think. But do go down when you get the chance-fun fun fun

hm... good breakup advice? i tell everyone, get drunk. long term i'm not sure that works so well, but initially it's nice. that, and flirt. do things you wouldn't have been able to do before.

i'm glad to know that i'm not the only one who's ever had ants in the keyboard.

were you by any chance in the cat's meow this past weeked? i talked to someone who sounded like they were in a very similar situation...