OK so I am getting dressed after having had a shower and I go to put on my panties but my toe gets caught in the string of my thong and I fall over and give myself a bloody nose
Merry Christmas to me!
This is just one of the reasons that I rarely wear undies. (only with dresses is my general rule) Panties are highly over rated and fraught with peril. Besides, I am an A-1, world class clod and I've taken my fair share of spills as well. Sorry you took such a bad tumble, though. That's never any fun. Hope your nose is all recovered and happy again.
I Love you so much.
You are so cool you make kids happy everyhare
you know some kids don't beleve in you wow crazy right
well for Crimis I was hoping I can get coloring books and a
good crismis for my Mom and my sister and me that wood be grate... Read More
Which part of your body is your favorite?
Do you get the recommended 30 minutes of cardio-vascular exercise 3 times a week?
Do you strength train?
Do you eat breakfast?
Have you ever worn socks with sandals?
What is the first think you think of when I say, "speaker"?
What question would you like to ask me?
Which part of your body is your favorite? My....uh...dunno? depends on the day, and the amount of bloating I am currently dealin' with! Somedays I just love my ass, other days all I see is dimples when I look at it...somedays I love my bewbs, other days all I see is them starting to sag a bit.
Do you get the recommended 30 minutes of cardio-vascular exercise 3 times a week? Most of the time
Do you strength train? I used to...kind of fell away from it for awhile, but will be getting back into it soon
Do you eat breakfast? sometimes
Have you ever worn socks with sandals? let me think on it....uh, no...NEVER!
What is the first think you think of when I say, "speaker"? music
What question would you like to ask me? How can I convince you that you are fantabulous??
Let's just start this off by me saying that I am a horrible person.
I am a judgmental, prejudiced, snob of an awful person.
I am going to hell, I know this and I've accepted it.
It's other people who have problems with it.
"I'll pray for your soul!"
Thanks but go pray for someone who has an outside chance, ok?
I, in no way, see you as a horrible person. (granted I only know of you from what you post)
And making shit loads of money doesn't make you happy. It only leads to spending large amounts of money to try and make yourself be happy.
Yes, they may mean you'll be happier because you won't be stressing over money. But trust me, doing something you don't want to do for 40 hours a week will kill you a little more every day.
The Real World is a vampire.
Hey!
I wear pleated pants! And look good in the also!
those people bust on you because they don't have the courage to look in the mirror and see their own problems. it's always easier to point the finger, than to admit you have issues, yourself. don't let them get you depressed.
Men, I need your help.
As you may or may not know my "very good friend" 'Zorba is a rabid NE Patriots fan.
INSANE fan.
He has season tickets and an entire room painted in the OFFICIAL Patriots colors.
Tom Brady, the "star" quaterback, is possibly out for the season and I KNOW 'Zorba's feeling low.
WaaAAAaay low.
I can't even begin to fathom how... Read More
Dear People in this small minded town in this small minded county,
To some of us, "making the world a better place for our children." doesn't have anything to do with money, at least not in the way most of you seem to think it does.
To me, and others like me, "Making the world a better place for our children" means ensuring them rights... Read More
As some of you may know I recent became a Zumba teacher.
To my surprise I am loving it.
Part of the reason I'm loving it is my new found love of Latin Music.
Salsa is really blowing my mind at the moment, as is reggaeton and samba.
If anyone has any suggestions for artists or individual songs in these genres, let me know!
I... Read More
Do you like to dance?
Do you dance at weddings, parties and/or clubs?
Have you ever taken a dance class?
Do you know the differnce between a Waltz and a Polka?
Can you samba?
Do you know what a samba is?
Gentleman, have ever been "That guy" on the dance floor, the one wearing his tie on his head and dancing with a beer bottle... Read More
Do you like to dance? LOVE IT!!!
Do you dance at weddings, parties and/or clubs? Hells to the yeah
Have you ever taken a dance class? I studied dance up till 8th grade. Performing Arts school.
Do you know the differnce between a Waltz and a Polka? Yes.
Can you samba? No, but would like to learn.
Do you know what a samba is? Yes I do.
Gentleman, have ever been "That guy" on the dance floor, the one wearing his tie on his head and dancing with a beer bottle in his hand? Oh gods, no!
Ladies, have you ever been randomly danced up on, you know spontaneous strange cock rubbing on your ass?
(I know this was for the ladies, but this has happened to me)
Have you ever asked a stranger to dance? Yes. Did they say yes? Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
Do you like to dance? love to! mostly exotic dance though
Do you dance at weddings, parties and/or clubs? yup!!
Have you ever taken a dance class? not for an eternity
Do you know the differnce between a Waltz and a Polka? yes
Can you samba? uh, never tried
Do you know what a samba is? kind of
Gentleman, have ever been "That guy" on the dance floor, the one wearing his tie on his head and dancing with a beer bottle in his hand? thank god, I'm not a guy
Ladies, have you ever been randomly danced up on, you know spontaneous strange cock rubbing on your ass? oh yeah...usually turns out to be my husband
Have you ever asked a stranger to dance? Did they say yes? yes, and yes!!
Besides, I am an A-1, world class clod and I've taken my fair share of spills as well. Sorry you took such a bad tumble, though. That's never any fun. 
Hope your nose is all recovered and happy again. 
Cheers ~
The best gift you will have is each other 
