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For maybe the first time in a year, I had a GOOD dream last night. Most of mine are nightmares. I don't remember what it was really, but I do remember one really cute part and I actually woke up feeling relaxed. I needed that, but the truth is I'm only feeling relaxed for fucked up reasons. I guess we all have our...
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atticstar:
yeah, i'm not going to put myself in that situation. i would definitely ask if there's training beforehand.
lovely:
My dreams are never "Normal". They're usually very odd and fucked up...
I feel ya, I hate waking up in the morning feeling uneasy.
Glad you laughed!!!
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Oh. Fucking. BALLS!!!

I got food poisoning from a bad burrito. Actually, that's an oxymoron in & of itself because has there ever been a good burrito? So in addition to being a "bad burrito" to start off with, it was a 7-11 burrito. A 7-11 burrito named Da Bomb. I guess I was the genius who failed to see the warning signs. Oh, and did I mention that I bought it the day after a (minor) power outage? See, I was hopeful enough to actually believe 7-11 would dispose of perishable food that was sitting in an open cooler after a blackout. Serves me right.

So the next morning I felt like hell. I was sore and had headache, etc...you know: all the familiar hangover symptoms. Now, I don't get hangovers (to many's chagrin), but I know the symptoms. I had a bit to drink before I went to sleep (note -- see last entry), so when I awoke feeling this way, I thought I'd somehow managed a hangover. Didn't know how, but that was my conclusion after the first 10 minutes of consciousness this morning. I went to work and things got eeh...then bad...and finally I got that really fucking brick-wall "worst".

After general disorientation for three hours, all the while delaying the eventual liberation of the prisoners from Alcatraz, things were pretty shitty. Unbearable. So I ripped open the bag and tossed my cookies all about Ye Olde Swimming Hole. Ugh. I hate that. I had a record, too.

WARNING: Nastiness follows:-

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The thing was, I more than evacuated my stomach. I was convinced "She's gone from suck to blow!!!" I think I emptied half of my small intestine into Ye Olde...(awww, fuck it).

I was STILL under the assumption that this was somehow alky-related. I neglected (at...
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necia:
Oh, no . . . That's no good at all. frown


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("Da Bomb"? I can't help it: bwaha!)

atticstar:
wow just reading that almost made me vomit again... i'm still not quite normal and it's been more than a week! we went to an asian restaurant tonight (picked by my mom because it was to celebrate her belated bday)...afterwards my stomach got all weird and unhappy. i felt very nauseated and ill afterwards. i didn't think i would be bad anymore considering but...i think my body still isn't ready for asian food yet... altho, to asian food's defense...my body also isn't ready for a lot of meat either... can't wait to see if the pretty things that come out of my ass will be solid or notwink grin. like that?
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HAIKU TIME!!!

I love alcohol
I will drink it till my death
Booze soothes my unrest