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jeff_fries:
Human torpedoes?

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unravled:
Happy birthday! You should come out and do something sometime.
dogslife:
Have a big frothy mug of happy birthday!
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A note to anyone that may be considering making a contribution to your public radio station: it's not that I discourage it altogether, just know that beyond the initial monetary sum, you will pay in a thousand small ways. I can't claim to have any idea how badly these stations are hurting for funds, but I'm pretty sure they can at least subsist on donations...
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unravled:
I hate that game so much.
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Such is the state of things, that I've had nothing fascinating enough to put in this space for the last month and a half. I am, it would seem, in the midst of The Great Atrophy.

One of my classmates from 11th grade has gone on to become the lead guitarist for Mikabomb. Operation: Name Drop will commence shortly.
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jeff_fries:
TAG
hotcurry:
Where have you gone off to?
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kevin_s8:
I saw a news story where a Sunday School class always went to have lunch at Hooters. Nobody would ever expect Jesus to be in a place where clevage is the main attraction besides the food. Anyway, what Satan meant for evil God meant for good! Even a dim light can seem bright in the darkness...
kevin_s8:
Oh! I forgot to mention that some of those girls at Hooters have taken a strong interest in God and asked Jesus to be their Lord and Savior! It took faith to do that.
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Stop that immediately. I demand it. Your direction-giving skills are horrible. Why you persist with that ritual in the age of portable computing and mapping websites that use satellites to test accuracy is beyond me. Give me the address.

You don't know the address. Brilliant. Tell me the nearest cross-street. No, honest, there is no need to spout arcane directions. STOP! Look, I'm not even...
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jeff_fries:
This attitude is what has given me the reputation of always showing up late.
unravled:
I find that guns and rednecks are rarely a good combination.
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frankmask:
Scarlet Crusade.
polly:
i got a satanic surfers sticker, i stuck it on my glasses case.

i went to church with my friend [ don't ask why ] and i actually took the thing out.

i don't know if anyone saw but, my friend pounced right away.

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frankmask:
Is that mining equipment? Do you know where it's from?

It resembles some of the old, abandoned river dredges in Alaska.
margot_dent:
fucking hilarious posts on ACDC.
Also, in your pix....is one of those from a famous track stars music video? If so....I am duly impressed.
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Fuck everything this week.

Fuck it right in the lily-white ass.
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lackluster:
HAH i love you
lackluster:
now im not so sure anymore...
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Title: MEMO - ALL EMPLOYEES MUST READ
From: pmchagus

Hello, all.

There comes a time in every man's life when he narrowly escapes being mauled by an albino Rottweiler guard dog. For me, that time was certainly not today a little after noon. See, turns out I have Dog Taming Skills. Either that or I smell like meat, which wouldn't suprise or particularly worry me....
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unravled:
So, are you dead, or what?
koffee:
*pokes pensquare's dead body with a stick" shocked

hope you're ok.....
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unravled:
You fail.
unravled:
Hey, dinner is in Belmont Shores tonight. Do you wanna?