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You really havn't lived until you've woken up to your boyfriend howling like a warewolf in his sleep.



In other news, we've been checking out houses to rent! I'm wicked excited about it. I think I have the nesting bug or something because there's nothing I want more right now than to have a nice house with my boy and get a puppy. I think...
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Last night I almost puked. I gave blood on Tuesday and havn't been eating very well since, so I think thats half the problem. So my boyfriend warmed up some bread, put some herbs and spices in olive oil and gave it to me to eat. That was very sweet of him, but there was one phrase that made me feel completely better.

He said,...
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So today I got my teeth shaved, or rather "slenderized" like the orthadontist told me. Apparently my teeth were fat and needed some lipo. They had to saw down the sides of my teeth 2 millimeters to create more space. I also got braces today for the second time in my life. My boyfriend held my hand the whole time I was not pleased, but...
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You know you have an amazing boyfriend when: He makes you a candle lit dinner and rents Casablanca for no reason.

You know he's your best friend when: You laugh so hard together you're both crying.

You know you want to be with him the rest of your life when: He tells you you're the most beautiful woman he's ever seen and...
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It's my mother fuckin' birthday bitches!!!! I can do no wrong today so I decided to tell my mum about my new tattoo. She took it well. She also said it looks better than HyperMediocrity's!

Haha. Sibling rivalry at it's best.

I hope this isn't a preview of how my year is going to be.. I had the worse fucking day of my life!!

First I was pulling expired groceries off the shelf and my cart got stuck on a display and pulled the whole thing down. I smashed two bottles of hoodia. Then I had to put dairy away, I dropped a container of...
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Ok so the Elf link didn't work because it showed Art, not me.

Today at work sucked. Some radical republican told me I worshiped Satan because I am a Democrat. He also told me I must love communism because I liked Clinton. Fucking asshole. A different customer brightened my day though. When he was about to leave he asked me if I liked lemons, I...
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Weird.

I know a girl who killed a 15 year old boy when she hit him with her car. Scary shit.


For some reason it won't let me stick in a URL so here is the address:

http://www.tbo.com/video/xml/MGBWU5J2BVE.html

Ah. There is nothing better than loving your job. I had my first day at Chamberlin's today and it was a lot of fun. We were really busy, but it was good. Our customers are extremely...unique. One guy is a complete germaphobe and doesn't even want the cashiers to touch his food. There's a 7ft giant that has to bend over like 2 feet to...
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