Next time I spend the night, I'll remember to bring an extra pair of underwear.
That way I don't feel like a skank when I'm at work, wearing a skirt without any.
And deoderant .
Old Spice deoderant smells nice though.
And every time I smell my armpits I think of Tiberius.
1.) What do you like on your pizza?
Barbecue chicken pizza is...
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That way I don't feel like a skank when I'm at work, wearing a skirt without any.
And deoderant .
Old Spice deoderant smells nice though.
And every time I smell my armpits I think of Tiberius.
1.) What do you like on your pizza?
Barbecue chicken pizza is...
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Started my new job.
I was 20 minutes late becasue I didn't anticipate the stop light on my street being out and traffic backing up for 2 miles.
She said,
"Oh, I thought you were supposed to be here at 9."
Phew.
I found out what I'm doing.
They call me "The Case Manager."
Snazzy.
I spent most of my day sitting and waiting while...
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I was 20 minutes late becasue I didn't anticipate the stop light on my street being out and traffic backing up for 2 miles.
She said,
"Oh, I thought you were supposed to be here at 9."
Phew.
I found out what I'm doing.
They call me "The Case Manager."
Snazzy.
I spent most of my day sitting and waiting while...
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tiberius:
So would I! 
squee_:
So I have been asking people (in my journal) to tell me about their favorite people on the site. I was really pleased with some of the responses that I got and thought it would be nice to share with people what people had to say about them:
unravled said:
PERHAPSEVIL kicks a whole lot of ass. She comes over and tells me all about the juicy details of her life and stuff
I wish I had a real job where I got to go out and be around other people.
All the heavy stuff is moved in.
That was fruggin hilarious.
You'd think we were trying to kill each other with furniture.
I have a big bag full of socks with no match.
How does that happen?
Played the game of Life.
Watched The Witches with the nephew.
That movie scared the bejeesus out of me when I was his age.
Half way through he...
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That was fruggin hilarious.
You'd think we were trying to kill each other with furniture.
I have a big bag full of socks with no match.
How does that happen?
Played the game of Life.
Watched The Witches with the nephew.
That movie scared the bejeesus out of me when I was his age.
Half way through he...
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unravled:
1.) Also apparently.
2.) I can't remember for sure, but it was probably about what MisterSatan loves me more than.
3.) No, I was a good child. I think I had detention once.
4.) I don't until I just break down and cry. It's a bad habit.
5.) This was the hardest question, but, I think, mostly I like that I'm a good person. I try to be there for my friends, I do the best I can at work, or whatever I apply myself to.
2.) I can't remember for sure, but it was probably about what MisterSatan loves me more than.
3.) No, I was a good child. I think I had detention once.
4.) I don't until I just break down and cry. It's a bad habit.
5.) This was the hardest question, but, I think, mostly I like that I'm a good person. I try to be there for my friends, I do the best I can at work, or whatever I apply myself to.
unravled:
Awwww! For that, I promise not to scream next time you try to make out with me.
Yesterday I got dressed up all business-like and I went in for my second interview ,
which wasn't an interview at all.
Basically I just met the one member of the staff who I haven't met and he asked me what it is that I'm doing now.
I told him I work for a emergency water restoration company and he asks me,
"Why does rain...
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which wasn't an interview at all.
Basically I just met the one member of the staff who I haven't met and he asked me what it is that I'm doing now.
I told him I work for a emergency water restoration company and he asks me,
"Why does rain...
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broadwaybee:
HEY! AH FEEL GOOD *danananananana* AH KNEW THAT AH WOULD *danananananana*
pensquare:
Regailed. Great word.
In fact, I believe it's none other than the Word of the Day.
Now, what's this I hear about a house party? I've got a ten-day-old sushi platter from Albertson's in the fridge that ain't gonna' eat itself...
In fact, I believe it's none other than the Word of the Day.
Now, what's this I hear about a house party? I've got a ten-day-old sushi platter from Albertson's in the fridge that ain't gonna' eat itself...
Last Night, Santa Monica Promenade:
The search for something spicy lead us to English cuisine.
Waitresses had English accents.
I had a lamb pie.
Yummy.
Not ruined by Tiberius baaaaing.
He had Bangers and Mash.
Sounds cooler than mine.
I think its funny that he sticks his food in my face then asks me if I want a bite.
Had an interesting dinner conversation.
Figured...
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The search for something spicy lead us to English cuisine.
Waitresses had English accents.
I had a lamb pie.
Yummy.
Not ruined by Tiberius baaaaing.
He had Bangers and Mash.
Sounds cooler than mine.
I think its funny that he sticks his food in my face then asks me if I want a bite.
Had an interesting dinner conversation.
Figured...
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faelynia:
am big really you show!!!
did the meet feebles thing pan out?
did the meet feebles thing pan out?
Anguish.
Lost my journal entry agin due to the frozening of the pooter.
And man was it good.
My review on Elektra.
Guess you'll never know now becasue I'm too discouraged to write my masterpiece all over again.
Made the toilet overflow at work.
That was scary and funny....and scary.
Took all the papertowels and 1/2 hour to clean up.
All the while praying that...
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Lost my journal entry agin due to the frozening of the pooter.
And man was it good.
My review on Elektra.
Guess you'll never know now becasue I'm too discouraged to write my masterpiece all over again.
Made the toilet overflow at work.
That was scary and funny....and scary.
Took all the papertowels and 1/2 hour to clean up.
All the while praying that...
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dookiejones:
Why'd you do that?
dookiejones:
I did her already.
All these cold drugs I've been taking have been giving me freaky weird dreams.
I had 3 sex dreams in one night!
One in which I was having relations with Porky Pig.
And last night I was covered with bees.
And then there was one with a scary hic.
I got a call back for a second interview,
I guess I wasn't as retarded as...
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I had 3 sex dreams in one night!
One in which I was having relations with Porky Pig.
And last night I was covered with bees.
And then there was one with a scary hic.
I got a call back for a second interview,
I guess I wasn't as retarded as...
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faelynia:
a 9 to 5 job!?!?!
are you insane!??!/!
well... hopefully it will have good benefits... cuz well.. everybody needs coverage....
are you insane!??!/!
well... hopefully it will have good benefits... cuz well.. everybody needs coverage....
faelynia:
Flintstones push-up pop?!?!
whever happened to them... i used to eat them all the time, even though they mostly tasted like wet card board....
coming for someone wh's met me...
that means a whole lot... thank you
whever happened to them... i used to eat them all the time, even though they mostly tasted like wet card board....
coming for someone wh's met me...
that means a whole lot... thank you
I am grumpy, sleepy, snotty, sicky, yucky.
That's what happens when you play in the rain all day. (See last entry).
Someone likes my cooties.
Or maybe he just has a snot fetish.
Tag you're sick!
I went on a job interview.
Did I also mention that I'm sick?
Hard to talk right when you're all looped up on Thera-Flu and whatever the shit else...
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That's what happens when you play in the rain all day. (See last entry).
Someone likes my cooties.
Or maybe he just has a snot fetish.
Tag you're sick!
I went on a job interview.
Did I also mention that I'm sick?
Hard to talk right when you're all looped up on Thera-Flu and whatever the shit else...
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broadwaybee:
"The gooses let me pet them in exchange for french fries."
Literary GENIUS. That's what you are.
Literary GENIUS. That's what you are.
enelysion:
Howdy!
Its been a while. How are ya? Sorry to hear about your cold... I thought I was getting sick cause my throat felt like it was closing up, but it turns out I'm allergic to some wierd chips that I ate. Aren't nephews and nieces the coolest. I have this little second cousin Isabel (with whom I share a birthday)...she's the cutest little thing. Anyway, on Christmas she scratched her sister really bad, so being the Mexicans that we are, we had to punish her by making her swallow a teaspoon of salsa (I've had this forced on me many times). So she got all upset and started crying her little eyes out. I felt kinda bad cause there was nothign I could do about it so I went to go console her after she went off crying. When I found her she was all teary eyed and upset, and she proceeded to take off her litte pajamas and plop herseld down on the ground in her little panties with the saddest little face. It was the cutest thing I've ever seen. So yeah, thats my cute niece story. I like her cause she used to bring me chips when she learned how to walk.
Its been a while. How are ya? Sorry to hear about your cold... I thought I was getting sick cause my throat felt like it was closing up, but it turns out I'm allergic to some wierd chips that I ate. Aren't nephews and nieces the coolest. I have this little second cousin Isabel (with whom I share a birthday)...she's the cutest little thing. Anyway, on Christmas she scratched her sister really bad, so being the Mexicans that we are, we had to punish her by making her swallow a teaspoon of salsa (I've had this forced on me many times). So she got all upset and started crying her little eyes out. I felt kinda bad cause there was nothign I could do about it so I went to go console her after she went off crying. When I found her she was all teary eyed and upset, and she proceeded to take off her litte pajamas and plop herseld down on the ground in her little panties with the saddest little face. It was the cutest thing I've ever seen. So yeah, thats my cute niece story. I like her cause she used to bring me chips when she learned how to walk.
Crap, I''m actually working at work!
God damn whore mother nature.
We still went to Disneyland yesterday,
me n Tiberius
becasue we're kooky like that.
Or just really, really stupid.
I had fun though and there were no lines!
But Tom Sawyer Island and the
Haunted Mansion were closed.......(suffering)
We ate at the Blue Bayou and I've got me a couple of souvenirs .
I'm...
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God damn whore mother nature.
We still went to Disneyland yesterday,
me n Tiberius
becasue we're kooky like that.
Or just really, really stupid.
I had fun though and there were no lines!
But Tom Sawyer Island and the
Haunted Mansion were closed.......(suffering)
We ate at the Blue Bayou and I've got me a couple of souvenirs .
I'm...
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pensquare:
You two are adorable.
unravled:
Of course I do. Someone else said that to me.
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plasticfangs:
LITTLE GIRLS DON'T FART!!!
Progeria always gets to me...what a terrible thing for a child to have to go through... I met a child afflicted with it once, uduring this cross-age tutoring thing I did in high school.. He was the nicest kid in the world, too. Heartbreaking, really...
But, on a brighter note, major points for being a good older sister!
[Edited on Jan 10, 2005 12:15PM]
Progeria always gets to me...what a terrible thing for a child to have to go through... I met a child afflicted with it once, uduring this cross-age tutoring thing I did in high school.. He was the nicest kid in the world, too. Heartbreaking, really...
But, on a brighter note, major points for being a good older sister!
[Edited on Jan 10, 2005 12:15PM]
mcbane13:
oooh!
So you're into Ms. yamagata...
Which do you like better: EP or Happenstance?
So you're into Ms. yamagata...
Which do you like better: EP or Happenstance?
So.
I was all day with a smile on my face.
Friends gave me that look that says,
"What the hell are you so happy about?"
You wouldn't understand.
I'll tell you when you're older.
I went all day without make up, which is really, really, not something I do....ever.
Soooo....
Do you get embarrassed buying condoms or are you proud that you have reason...
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I was all day with a smile on my face.
Friends gave me that look that says,
"What the hell are you so happy about?"
You wouldn't understand.
I'll tell you when you're older.
I went all day without make up, which is really, really, not something I do....ever.
Soooo....
Do you get embarrassed buying condoms or are you proud that you have reason...
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pensquare:
I drove around for two days before realizing that *someone* had scrawled "BOOBS" in the rear window of my car.
Until that point, I wondered why I was getting flashed three times as often as usual.
Until that point, I wondered why I was getting flashed three times as often as usual.
shayne:
yup. I'd be excited to buy condoms. But quite frankly... I haven't needed them in a LONG time.
and yes, that old guy has a little mohawk and pony tail deal. He's so rad.
and yes, that old guy has a little mohawk and pony tail deal. He's so rad.
If you don't know me by now.
Then let me tell you this:
I am always one to kiss and tell.
I hunged out with
Tiberius last night......
and now I am covered in hickeys,
from head
to toe.
Combine that with the New Years Eve hickeys I acquired.
Now I am one Ginormous hickey!
Ok, maybe I'm exaggerating a little.
But I had a...
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Then let me tell you this:
I am always one to kiss and tell.
I hunged out with
Tiberius last night......
and now I am covered in hickeys,
from head
to toe.
Combine that with the New Years Eve hickeys I acquired.
Now I am one Ginormous hickey!
Ok, maybe I'm exaggerating a little.
But I had a...
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smuffy:
happy new year kimmy!!!
so yeah I was really reading your entry and thinking you were some sort of skank.
but as expected...you are not. you are still the chill girl I've always known.
have you ever had a hickey? I have. once. in high school. from a near stranger.
I was a stupid piece of shit when I was younger.
p.s. happy 1.05!
so yeah I was really reading your entry and thinking you were some sort of skank.
but as expected...you are not. you are still the chill girl I've always known.
have you ever had a hickey? I have. once. in high school. from a near stranger.
I was a stupid piece of shit when I was younger.
p.s. happy 1.05!
cineman:
Thanks - and likewise!
Pepperoni and sausage....mmm
2.) What's the last thing you stole?
Fruit Snacks
3.) What's something you taught a kid to do? Good or bad?
To swear in french.
4.) What were you doing the last time you hurt yourself?
Pulling up carpet.
5.) Last time you were a buzz kill? Whatdidja do?
I am SO good at killing a good conversation.
6.) What are you currently avoiding doing?
Hmm nothing right now.
*giggles like a schoolgirl*