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After weeks of being a creepy loner at karaoke all by my loneliness, I finally made some "friends". Marked with quotations because they may only be drunk and fleeting.
Those are the best kind anyway.
No one warned me but it was "Disney" night at karaoke. Not officially, but a waitress sings Little Mermaid and everyone thinks it's ok to sing Disney songs.
Whatever, sing...
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I almost crashed into a bus on my bike.
Through no fault of my own I might add.

I was booking it down Main St. when a bus drove around mem then STOPPED right in front of me!
I had to slam on my brakes but I wasn't going to avoid hitting it. I saw a driveway to my right so I tried to turn...
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Kareoke last night.
Sang Marvin Gaye's I Heard it Through the Grapevine.

Upon my descension from the stage I was stopped by a girl with black & white hair who complemented me on my glasses then asked me if I liked girls because her and her boyfriend were looking to recruit someone for a threesome. I was taken a back by her brass balls....
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Finally became a functioning member of society and got myself a job. It's only taken me three months, my sanity and a troublesome amount of credit card debt.

Living with my mother definitely has it's moments. When i woke up this morning, Mom was putting up Halloween decorations. Our front door says "Spooky". That's an understatement.

In other news, I went to the Aquarium.
Here's...
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Been some time since I've updated. I moved to Oregon. Alone-ish. I love the rain. I like having my own room again. I bought a pair of rollerskates.

There's no traffic and the people are nice to you here...it weirds me out because I'm not used to it.

Last night was the Murder Mansion Party
It was like showing up to the movie Clue . Everyone invited was assigned a character to play and given clues in order to solve the mysterious death of the master of the house, Roger Rochester
My character was Madame Chocolate, pastry chef of the manor, specializing in sumptuous sweets.
Ryan was Jungle Jerry, gardner who...
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Interesting tidbit: If you go to Disneyland, borrow someones baby. You can get an automatic fast pass to any ride for having a baby....except Nemo which doesn't have a Fast Pass yet

I just befriended my work's security guard, he has an afro, drives a '72 Suburban and hides hot dogs in his pocket, and now he's leaving!
He can't afford the price of parking so he claims my work is racist and "Trying to keep the black man down".
The fact of the matter is: You get ass raped parking anywhere in LA.

Working at a Starbucks in Los Angeles can sometimes be eerie.
I'll be helping a customer, when suddenly I'm overcome by the strongest feeling of familiarity. Then for hours, sometimes days afterward I'll be wondering...no, worrying over where I know this person from from. Did I work with them at some point, did I meet them at a party, was I introduced to them and...
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This feels weird. I haven't written since MARCH 30, 2006.
I saw a guy at work wearing a SG sweatshirt and not being a member anymore, I felt strangely jealous.
I felt the way a child would react to an older kid stealing their Big Wheel and riding it around. But the older kid is much too tall and has to ride hunched over the...
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