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I was getting a little irritated with this site...and then I re-visited the classic all the day thread. That thing makes me seriously happy. What a classic.
Man, oh man.

Something else for your enjoyment:



HAhahahahahahhahaha Kills me.
Sassified?

This week has been a party week. It's kind of ridiculous. St. Paddy's, then apparently everyone I know was born this week and the next one....
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So we lost another receptionist at work. That makes...8 now, I think. Good news: more hours/ more money. Bad news: more hours spent somewhere I hate with people I'm...not fond of.
No one reads. It's kind of depressing. No one has any taste in music besides what's played on the radio. Also depressing.
I'm thinking I want to be moved out by the end of...
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I need a drink. Or ten.

Due to the fuck-up-ery of people I once considered my friends, I owe my parents $1800.
Yeah.
My ex-room mates did some considerable damage to my old house that I was unaware of (they hid it). My parents had payed the full security deposit. Now they have all scattered to different corners of the country (leaving no address and not picking up their phones), so...
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So I might be moving to Portland.

I'm drunk as hell. This is the "Summer Against Sobriety." Just in case you didn't know.
Star Wars Robot Chicken is hilarious.

If you don't know about The Mighty Boosh yet, here's a reason to go look it up.

When someone says (or posts...whatever) the phrase "me likey," it makes me want to start cracking skulls. Who are you, you people who say "me likey"? What in the fuck goes through your mind to justify saying that sort of thing? What is wrong with you?!
GAHHH!

I could never be a vampire. Blood really doesn't taste that great. I should know, I spent all...
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Interviewing the potential new room mates tomorrow. Should be interesting.

BETCH!