orgasmatron

Jeffrey's Recipe For Delicious:

1.) Go to 7-11
2.) Pick up 24 oz. cup
3.) Fill empty cup with miniature marshmallows (as desired)
4.) Dispense 1 to 2 pumps of raspberry syrup on top of marshmallows
5.) Immolate marshmallow/syrup mixture with steaming Hershey's Hot Chocolate

DRINK THAT SHIT!!

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xador:

Dude i didn't know you was into the Goddess Phair you rock!!
and I never thought I would say this to a man (again) but you have really soft lips.peace

May 3, 2004

xador:

Happy Cinco De Mayo Orgasmatron you are definatly the Bosley to my Angels (Bill Murray Bosley not Bernie Mac Bosley) Or original Bosley If you choose.out

May 5, 2004

WTF...I can't find this limbo girls thing anywhere? Does manda have stuff up and I don't know?! Ach!

porcelainheart:

no, she's just in limbo until her set goes up. there's no pictures for anyone to see yet.

May 1, 2004

Here I sit watching my best friend play Splinter Cell on his X-Box. I asked to use his laptop so I can play online while he does. We're going to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake. I heard it was good. I don't know why I'm typing this random stuff!
I was outside this morning...smoking a cigarette and just sitting there when I saw a...
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When, oh when does Manda's set get released?! I'm so excited!

manda:

you're excited? i'm the one who's gonna be nakie on the internet!! holy moly!! i do think it'll take a while for the set to go up, though. btw, glad to see you got some new pic's up.

May 1, 2004

Here am I, whole at last with a golden view. Looking for hope, and I hope it's you. Splitting my heart, cracked right in two. The pleasure of pain endured to purify our misfit ways and magnify our crystal days.
Where are you? In shadows, only, I can see. Looking for hope and you hope it's me. Tattered and torn and born to be building...
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xador:

Dude you totally kissed me in your last post! lol I'm glad you enjoy my postings I find them rather odd but if they give happiness I'll let that personality control a little more often.

Apr 28, 2004

manda:

awww, you kissed xador! how sweet

btw, the reason i'm posting, nice journal sweets

Apr 29, 2004

Alright! Back home at last.

What a crazy last week. First was the lame CT experience, then the weekend in Radford VA. My friends were to play a frat party on Saturday, but got busted by the cops.

It was going to be one hell of a show! About 300 people were in the yard, and once the band started, more and more just started...
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xador:

Still looking for the second laptop? It will be your holy grail

Apr 28, 2004

manda:

Well, sorry about the getting logged out of the chat thing. i was sad i wanted to talk to you

but i got happier once i realized that i'm not manda24 anymore, i'm Manda!!! woo hoo i'm a limbo girl!!

Apr 28, 2004

Marrion WV

orgasmatron:

Transcendent In Marrion

Apr 26, 2004

Wow. So, just got back from Hartford CT...the official shittiest place on earth. No offense to people from CT, they were ok, it's just a shit town. Anyway, I'm right back out the door again to drive to Richmond VA...UGH. Talk about traveling!! Hopefully this weekend I can get on, but if not I just wanted to say hello to you guys!! HELLO!! Miss you...
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manda:

was wondering where you've been sweets! hope all the traveling is going well for you! btw, check out my pics, i cut off my hair

mmmmm..... drunk from blue drink, its the best. it makes you feel like you're in high school cause its soooo crappy!

Apr 23, 2004

So, I was thinking....yes, I know I shouldn't do that, xador, but still; I think I should get a tattoo. I've always wanted one, it's just I've never really tried to find something that suited me. The other problem is the artistry side of the decision. I would want something very particular. So, what I am getting at is tattoo parlor etiquitte. If I got...
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manda:

heya hon, just checking to see how you're doin'! well, i hope. personally, i'm thinking of chopping all my hair off. not much else going on

have a good day/night <3

Apr 19, 2004

user02840824:

Org,
Most decent tattoo artists will have a portfolio of some of their previous work, so can you can get an idea of their level of skill and the styles they are best at. They often use these portfolios as "flash" that future customers can choose designs from too, and most will also welcome your own ideas for what you want, I mean it is YOUR skin. Some artists are particularly well known for a specific style, like Guy Aitchinson in Chicago's stuff often has this gorgeous, almost fractal appearance; while my ex, Tim Kern, who works with Paul Booth at Last Rites in New York, even though he often prefers "dark" subject matter, with his incredible talent he can render basically anthything you want, and he is VERY good about sanitation. Always nsist on a high level of sanitation from your tatto artist, including autoclaved needles and lots of fresh rubber gloves. No alcohol or aspirin beforehand, as it can make the blood too thin for the artist to work well.
Good Luck,
Lacey

Apr 20, 2004

YAWN.

So I wake up early, and make a phone call to a teammate that I'm supposedly going out on inspections with; no answer. I leave a voicemail and decide to return to slumber. No return call. It's 3:20p.m., and I'm just waking up. I haven't worked in almost 2 weeks now, and I've gotten paid for every second. I

my job.

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user02840824:

thank you for this morning...hope to talk again soon

Apr 14, 2004

xador:

That is an awesome job!! Do you need a partner we could be like starsky and hutch or cagney and lacey or janet and micheal in that scream video.

Apr 14, 2004