Saturday Jul 23, 2005

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Well, we lost power, but not the phones, when we left Prattville, LAST Tuesday, I arrived to find myself without a liveable house. When they turned the power back on, it shorted out my bedroom and caused a fire, so no one can live there now. I'm living at another aunt's house right now, and can't even get on hardly to check...
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elicit77:

WTF!? Whoa, that's a really sucky situation. Maybe you should move out west where you don't have to deal with stuff.

sophie:

that's horrible! one big hug for you. a big one. no kidding. i wish you many positive experiences, strokes of good luck, and surprise fortune.

Friday Jul 08, 2005

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Evacuation plan: Get the fuck out.

I'm gone for the hurricane, heading to my great-aunt's house in Alabama, and not gonna be back until both the power and the phones are as well.
elicit77:

Dude, what a little F5 hurricane.....sheesh. wink

Monday Jun 13, 2005

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Ok, so some bitch named Arlene fucked up the entire weekend. We leave from Pensacola just after 9am (but I was woke up at like 6...evidently I'm the only one who is able to pack the car.) and take that 150 mile trip to Prattville. Meet up with my aunt, grab some McD's and head out again. Oh, BTW, did I mention...
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hellomrworld:

give yourself a chance you will rent clockwork orange eventually (better if can see it on screen) ...

Returns are your friend surreal

Tuesday Jun 07, 2005

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So, this weekend is my first trip to a Powwow. The Echota Cherokee Tribe of Alabama is hosting a powwow this weekend, and I'm GOIN. We FINALLY got our paperwork to fill out today, so hopefully soon I'll be a minority. BEWARE, WHITEY! I'm gonna enjoy this weekend though, there's gonna be music, dancing, food, fun and all that stuff. It...
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Monday Feb 21, 2005

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ROBOT CHICKEN!!! LONG LIVE SETH GREEN AND SETH MCFARLANE!
superstringboy:

yeah.

i'm just kinda mad i didn't meet jason.

he ran off.
probably to go smoke a blunt.

bastard.
he didnt offer me one.

SNOOGANS!

Sunday Jan 23, 2005

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amina:

What a bummer, huh?

frown

elicit77:

Johnny Carson was a pimp. Rock on Johnny.

Thursday Jan 13, 2005

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I just got a link to Vincent Gallo's film "The Brown Bunny" and had to say something here. Congrats Mr. G, you got Chloe Sevigny to honk your hog on camera by convincing her it's "art." It's not art, it's porn, get over yourself. Has anyone else seen this, or any of his films? They're boring, self-indulgent pieces of monkey...
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brite_red_scream:

oh hellllllll yeah that was porn! all they needed to add was some cheesy porn music in the background and it was done! i think Chloe wanted it...she lovvvvvvvvvvvves the cack! i'm sure it didn't take much convincing for her to accept the role with great delight.

Thursday Dec 09, 2004

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shark:

it's just fucking AWFULLL!!!!

Wednesday Nov 03, 2004

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I'd like to take this moment to officially say FUCK YOU, AMERICA! I have never been so ashamed to be a member of this country. Instead of taking the well-being of the country, the environment, and your own god-damned interests such as the price of your medication that you're gonna need from the heart attack the gas prices will give you into consideration...
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shark:

thanks for the good luck wishes

elicit77:

Fuckstick.....hmmm, I've never heard of that word. My vocabulary is growing. I agree with you too. Fucking Fuckstick Ass-tard uncle fuckers! Lets kick their asses.